Travelled anywhere interesting lately?

[unclehobart]

If fact I DID have shorts on that day. It was a recommendation of the trek leader... a bloke who had climbed the glacier 100s of times. It rains so much that long pants would soak up all of the freezing water and make it worse for you in the long run. Besides, climbing and hiking up up up will make you hot enough inside of two or three minutes.

 

[Leslie]

Were they teeny weeny khaki shorts?

 

[unclehobart]

Khaki, affirmative. Just don't say 'teeny weeny' to a guy... that just hits too deep.

 

[Leslie]

When a healthy male wears teeny weeny shorts, they are oh so nice and bulgy.

 

[unclehobart]

Youre off the market. You need only have eyes for your hubbys teeny khakis.

 

[Leslie]

lol we're both entitled to look!

 

[unclehobart]

One layer of clothing or two? I need like five layers to deaden the imperfections.

 

[Leslie]

Aging process starting to kick in?

 

[Leslie]

oops double post!

 

[unclehobart]

No... I just have a gut... always have.

 

[Leslie]

Pshaw that's nothing, most men have that. Pobody's nerfect!

 

[unclehobart]

It just looks all outta whack because I have normal arms, legs, and face. Having a spare tire just doesn't fit. Damn these delicious crisps... they keep me hostage.

 

[Leslie]

did it go away when you were heaving the boa filled road cases around?

you know they have surgery for that stuff now, huh?

 

[unclehobart]

No. I didn't lose an ounce on the road.

Surgery... hmm... It can be costly. I just need some 70s grade steroids and work it off the hard way. Carrot sticks and lemon grass wouldn't hurt either.

 

[outside looking in]

Originally posted by L. Summerton
Pshaw that's nothing, most men have that. Pobody's nerfect!

I beg to differ.

 

[Leslie]

Originally posted by unclehobart
I just need some 70s grade steroids

But then you'd be back to the teeny weeny issue again! Carrot sticks would probably be better.

 

[unclehobart]

Shrink? The twins; yes, over time with prolonged abuse. Big Jim? no. Hes around as is regardless.

The other option is to do some human growth hormone/ insulin combos. That would get the best results with almost zero side effects. The only drawback is the $$.

 

[Leslie]

you guys have to get a better health system.

 

[Leslie]

is hgh prescribable or do you have to "find" it?

 

[unclehobart]

Not sure.

It takes all the fun out of it if its actually legal.