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[AlphaTroll]

Why do you let it get to you? No one knows what you have. No one cares. We just want to let you know that you ARE special

 

[Winky]

87323 points total

I would like to thank the Academy...

 

[Professur]

So am I, what's your point?

You're annoying in a way that doesn't bother me.

 

[tonksy]

*gives Prof a wet willy and runs away

 

[AlphaTroll]

You're annoying in a way that doesn't bother me.

Tonks, doen't that statement kinda make you feel like a hemorrhoid on the arse of society? It's like you know it's there. It's semi-annoying. But it doesn't really bother you?

Well, I think you are special

 

[Professur]

Tonks, doen't that statement kinda make you feel like a hemorrhoid on the arse of society? It's like you know it's there. It's semi-annoying. But it doesn't really bother you?

Well, I think you are special

So .... you class her more as a bunion? Maybe an oozing pustule? Or perhaps a splinter?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Uh uh. I don't class tonksy. She has military training. She knows how to use weapons. And I am a pansy.

(But if I were to class her I'd go with ingrown hair )

 

[Professur]

Tonksy?? Only if you consider a mop a weapon.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Dude, in my house, a mop is a weapon. In grandma's hands it becomes the deadliest thing since beanfarts.

 

[tonksy]

Tonksy?? Only if you consider a mop a weapon.

I've shot guns

I've taken martial arts

I've made voodoo dolls

AT? Ingrown hair...gee...

 

[alex]

AT? Ingrown hair...gee...

You're just a puss filled bump on her hairy ass

 

[tonksy]

You're just a puss filled bump on her hairy ass

Thanks.

 

[BeardofPants]

At least it's not a boil or a veruca.

 

[tonksy]

Yeah...at least I don't need to be lanced.

 

[BeardofPants]

Alex? Veruca. It's a nasty-ass wart that tends to grow on feet. Looks a lot like cork.

 

[alex]

And the mother of all warts.

 

[Nixy]

Alex? Veruca. It's a nasty-ass wart that tends to grow on feet. Looks a lot like cork.

UGH how could someone let it get THAT bad? UGH

 

[AlphaTroll]

You're just a puss filled bump on her hairy ass

I DO NOT have a hairy arse! And last I checked it was bump free so

(And no Winky, I will not be posting pics to prove my point)

 

[alex]

 

[highwayman]

I DO NOT have a hairy arse! And last I checked it was bump free so

(And no Winky, I will not be posting pics to prove my point)

There is something to this post but since I am well into more then a few beers I have missed the inuendo...