yardwork shocker

[Professur]

I'd assumed that she wanted the people to die.

 

[nalani]

*adds to the "what makes ku'u a bad person" list*

1. hits dogs on the road
2. fed a stray cat (it died - so you're a bad person)
3. hates snakes
4. wishes they'd all die (snakes, mongooses, coqui, etc)


wow ku'u, you suck ...

 

[kuulani]

yup. that's me. take it or leave it

you forgot
5. swears at fellow drivers when they cut me off

 

[kuulani]

where does "taking-on-guardianship-of-teenage-sister-so-she-doesn't-have-to-go-to-a-school-with-gangs-and-metal-detectors-and-a-recent-driveby-shooting" fit in my bad person persona?

 

[Professur]

I'm sure you did it for totally selfish reasons.

 

[nalani]

*agrees with Prof*


you have a dishwasher now .. and a live-in babysitter ... purely selfish reasons ... oh yeah .. she does laundry .. and washes the car .. and cleans the house ... and makes rice ... and ... well .. you get my point ...

bad, bad ku'u

 

[kuulani]

ooh, I need a spanking

 

[Professur]

On my way.

<heads for travel agent site>

 

[kuulani]

you can't be coming here if nan's son is going there ...

 

[Professur]

It's not hunting season yet.

 

[nalani]

He can come here, spank you until hunting season starts, then take my son back with him ...

can y'all go hunting for moose? I like moose

 

[Professur]

Well I was gonna go after caribou this year.

 

[kuulani]

...particular it's head

moosehead

 

[nalani]

I've never had caribou ... what's it taste like?

 

[Professur]

Tastes like chicken.

 

[nalani]

 

[Professur]

Actually, it tastes most like venison. Not quite, but you could mistake one for the other if you weren't familiar with them.

 

[AlladinSane]

Why is this thread in L&L? Uncle, are you in love with that snake?

 

[Professur]

He's part of it's lifestyle.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Perhaps the snake is in love with unc...after all, he didn't get bitten...