do I LOOK like a DYKE???

[Leslie]

I'm here! *bitchslaps him too for putting graffiti on nalani*

 

[Shadowfax]

You look A-OK to me nalani

 

[nalani]

WOOHOO!!! HomeLAN's got my back *whew* ... and, what's more than that, he bitchslapped someone on my behalf! not that I don't appreciate everyone else's compliments, but HomeLAN has indeed met me in person

 

[nalani]

I'm here! *bitchslaps him too for putting graffiti on nalani*

I knew you would be

 

[greenfreak]

Nalani, you're beautiful, inside and out. No worries, dear. (I would have come to your aid sooner but I was away for work all week)

I'm not a girly-girl but I clean up nice. I prefer jeans to dresses, sneakers to heels... But I'm gaining more interest in my wardrobe as I lose more weight.

I got hit on by a woman in a bar once, I took it as a compliment. I didn't know she was hitting on me at first because we were playing pool together but I figured it out after the game was over and she asked me for my number. Of course, I was in a gay bar at the time, so it's bound to happen. My lesbian friends Gayle and Kim were with me and Kim wound up getting her number so it all worked out!

 

[Justintime]

my face is tender now

 

[[b]]

Hey Nalani,

Would it make you feel any better if a gay man said he found you attractive? Cuz nothing turns me on more then being bitchslapped by attractive women from Hawaii

 

[nalani]

*bitchslaps ... twice*




you're right .. I do feel better now

 

[[b]]

woo hoo!

 

[Leslie]

]Hey Nalani,

Would it make you feel any better if a gay man said he found you attractive? Cuz nothing turns me on more then being bitchslapped by attractive women from Hawaii

maybe I should bitchslap him for not including Canadian girls in that...

 

[greenfreak]

Or American girls.

 

[Leslie]

instigator! D

but yes! *bitchslaps for excluding Canadian and American girls from his list of turn-ons!*

 

[nalani]

hehehehe

*bitchslaps for not including Canadian girls or American girls .. plus, I know he likes it*

 

[Gato_Solo]

So when did S&M come into this forum? I'm shocked...

BTW, Nan...nice moustache...

 

[Leslie]

*bitchslaps the houseboy 'cause nalani is not here to do it herself*

 

[GOD ALMIGHTY]

I thought Hawaii was an American state?

 

[Leslie]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*runs away in sheer terror*

 

[Shadowfax]

I thought Hawaii was an American state?

You should know...you created the stuff

But I believe you're right

 

[Gato_Solo]

Geez. I thought the AUP forbade personal attacks...

 

[Gonz]

I thought Hawaii was an American state?

You should know...you created the stuff

But I believe you're right

he didn't create America. just the possibility for it to exist when the right smart guys came along & created a new political sytem