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  1. AlphaTroll

    A duck goes into a bar

    I thought you were funny. But I am easily amused.
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    Finger Lickin' is Hazardous to your Health

    Cabbage-y fingers CAN NOT be good! BTW - do you guys not get the grilled option at KFC there? Never have tried it (I detest KFC) but I was wondering it it's supposed to be called KGC?
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    To all the Pappys here:

    Dude, you are reinforcing the habit! Seriously you can now look forward to years and years of crappy gifts. And thanks - on behalf of the woman he will one day marry / date - she can now look forward to shit gifts too - appliances for anniversaries etc. Way to go ;) (Seriously though, at that...
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    Hi....

    34B is not a cup size. Hi M - good to see you around again - so have you found work with that honours degree (you finish it off at UJ then?? Or do you have a RAU degree?) Congrats on that :) And I am probably soooo late to this thread that you have disappeared off the face of the...
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    happy post naked day!!!

    I Gonz - ye wanna see me tits?
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    BopBopBopittyBop

    Oi! Noombies be mine!!! Such a lovely word, just rolls around the tongue, kinda like breastesses do in the hand. Do you think if we said tits 5 times Gonz would appear outta nowhere?? Mebbe ye need to be rubbin summin at the time. *grabs a handful of Boppy Boob* Tits Tits Tits Tits...
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    An Inconvenient Truth

    You go out to watch elecetion campaign drivvel on the big screen? Damn, that is just not cricket :tardbang:
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    happy post naked day!!!

    I cannot post naked - the cold may cause severe nipplage, which in turn may damage my monitor :shrug:
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    BopBopBopittyBop

    Probably not, but I can think of a few things that do
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    2006 BBQ Possibilities

    Would i be required to eat it? The toddler that is...
  11. AlphaTroll

    You Fuckers!

    I just want to announce that I do not want to see any of you naked. Ever. Thank you.
  12. AlphaTroll

    simplyred Has to be...

    LOL - I think for a lot of us Squiggy had much to do with it.
  13. AlphaTroll

    Do you pee in the shower?

    It just is. It's gross, seriously - snot should be blown into a tissue or hanky ONLY. Yuck, it makes me want to hurl if I think about people doing that!!!!!!
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    another reason

    Yeah, I hate when that happens - drives me bonkers.
  15. AlphaTroll

    Do you pee in the shower?

    1. It's totally gross to blow yur nose in the shower. Seriously, the thought freaks me out - I actually gagged. 2. I do not pee in the shower.
  16. AlphaTroll

    another reason

    Err, Paul - do you rent DVD's and then sit there licking them? Tip: DVD's go in the machine. Press play. Enjoy. Rewind before returning to the store. (Why would your DVD's be butter flavoured?) (I was suposed to click the link yeah?)
  17. AlphaTroll

    Happy Dancin' my @ss off

    Err...who the hell are you again?
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    simplyred Has to be...

    Damn, that explains my current status :mope:
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    Shoutbox

    9 months of being an outpatient at a rehab centre does strange things to a person ;)
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    Shoutbox

    Oh, I forgot to answer you! Nope hun, deleted my account - due to MSN I somehow got a faring virus on my system, finally managed to kill it & decided screw msn.
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