3/17/04: Steak & a Blowjob Day

MrBishop

MrBishop

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Gato_Solo said:
Worked on my fiancee...

As for the Tabasco...like I said. Put the drops on your tongue, not on the oarsman. Make sure you swallow first before you start licking, or you are in for some serious neck pain. :blush: I was too rushed one time, okay? :blush:
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I'll take yer word for it. :D
 
MrBishop

MrBishop

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Gato_Solo said:
Too active. You'd be better off with half an Alka Seltzer. ;)
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How about a mouth-full of baking-soda and a hope that she douches with a vineagar-based liquid :)

NOthing like rabid-sex!
 
Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
MrBishop said:
How about a mouth-full of baking-soda and a hope that she douches with a vineagar-based liquid :)

NOthing like rabid-sex!
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Hmmm...that sounds interesting...
 
Raven

Raven

Annoying SOB
*Offers himself for service*

Im ready to go until I get neck cramp. And then its just a simple case of rolling over and letting her go on top....

Could go for weeks :D
 
Sharky

Sharky

New Member
I tried the "lick the alphabet" technique as suggested by Sam Kinison. :la:

She grabbed the back of my head and tried to suffocate me.

Damn near broke my nose.
 
Luis G

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
Sharky said:
I tried the "lick the alphabet" technique as suggested by Sam Kinison. :la:

She grabbed the back of my head and tried to suffocate me.

Damn near broke my nose.
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I've heard that works great, but it has never had the effect i'd expect.
 
Mare

Mare

New Member
A.B.Normal said:
Pop Rocks :brow:
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As the ER doc is checking out the guy, So what happened...
Well, he was going down and eating pop rocks at the same time, he started to choke, so I gave him some soda, and that's that....
Any reason to get out of it I'll tell ya....

So??? What kind of steak did he want? :lol2:
 
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