All Hail the Karma Queen

[Ms Ann Thrope]

maybe they're still rehearsing backstage...

 

[AlphaTroll]

Something including ball-gags, rubber bodysuits, haemostats on the nipples, a cricket bat for some fanny whacking, 3 flavors of lubricant, 2 videocameras, a shetland pony named 'Big Dave', a shower massager, a dildo that more closely resembles a cannister of tennis balls, handcuffs, a riding crop covered in emu feathers, a stack of dogeared 1978 Penthouse magazines, amiyl nitrate in a little box that says 'break in case of orgy', a webcam in the bidet, a large box of varied leather novelties, and an autographed copy of the Story of O ... unless you have something kinky in mind.

Oh, I was thinking kinky...there's something about latex and tazer guns that just really tickle me pink. But if you want to play it straight that's fine by me. I think it only fair that I mention my emo riding crop has been stolen. But I will gladly substitute it with the barbed wire tickler I got just last week. Unless of course you want to go totally vanilla and just play with the whips and chains?

 

[paul_valaru]

 

[PT]

*Sits in the back, waiting for the girls to get all horny

 

[unclehobart]

Breaking out the popcorn has thrown off my stride. How cruel.

 

[tonksy]

Breaking out the popcorn has thrown off my stride. How cruel.

*edited* nevermind....sometimes my mouth is faster than my discretion.

 

[unclehobart]

Its ok ... I have to break off and go perform the kinkiest sexual act that a man can do ... housework.

Theres no end to the multiple orgasms for the women as they watch me do the dishes... vaccum... and properly divide up the laundry between whites and colors... all without complaint.

 

[tonksy]

Its ok ... I have to break off and go perform the kinkiest sexual act that a man can do ... housework.

Theres no end to the multiple orgasms for the women as they watch me do the dishes... vaccum... and properly divide up the laundry between whites and colors... all without complaint.

well....and i'm done.......i don't know about the rest of you but that was worth the price of admission.

 

[paul_valaru]

booo, I want my money back, gigli was better

 

[MrBishop]

* Goes oout to buy the keg of liquid-KY (tm) and to hire the two midget videocameramen*

You got to mack sure to get the good camera angles!

OK...>ACTION!!!

 

[MrBishop]

what...that's it? Game over?

Damn...I've heard of minutemen before but sheesh...

*Fires the midgets and sits down for a nice warm cup of café con KY

 

[PT]

*Mumbles to himself about low grade porno

 

[AlphaTroll]

Well, I've only just recovered from watching Unc vaccuum......sucks like a master, he sure knows how to wield that pipe!!!

 

[Inkara1]

This thread justifies my not subscribing to any of the premium channels on my cable TV service. I don't need the "Skinemax" soft-core porn when I've got this.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

a stack of dogeared 1978 Penthouse magazines

hey Ive got those covered. But I hope you dont mind if some of the pages on these are stuck together...