are you one of them yankees?

[SouthernN'Proud]

how did you manage that? I had to use artistic license on most of the questions and still barely made it as a yankee.

Like that's desirable or sumthin...

 

[Gato_Solo]

Like that's desirable or sumthin...

Isn't Arkansas part of the South?

Have I got your goat, yet?

 

[Lopan]

Like that's desirable or sumthin...

Neither really, still prefer my English accent as do most of your wimmins

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Neither really, still prefer my English accent as do most of your wimmins

Oh my deluded friend...please please bring that around here...we got women back in these hills who would kick your ass quicker than a cat can lick its paws. You ain't never seen a real mountain woman with her hackle up. You don't want to either.

Besides, they got guns and know how to use 'em, remember?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Isn't Arkansas part of the South?

Have I got your goat, yet?

Yes. And no. I don't have a goat.

And whassup with your anti-Arkansas prejudice? Hell, I'd take Arkansas any day over New Aingland. Them Ozarks are right purty in their own right. Better to look at than Bastan Gahdahn at least.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Yes. And no. I don't have a goat.

And whassup with your anti-Arkansas prejudice? Hell, I'd take Arkansas any day over New Aingland. Them Ozarks are right purty in their own right. Better to look at than Bastan Gahdahn at least.

You're absolutely correct. The Ozarks are very nice, indeed. I only have two words for the people of Arkansas, though...Bill Clinton. Understand now?

 

[Lopan]

Oh my deluded friend...please please bring that around here...we got women back in these hills who would kick your ass quicker than a cat can lick its paws. You ain't never seen a real mountain woman with her hackle up. You don't want to either.

Besides, they got guns and know how to use 'em, remember?

Dude, I'm not travelling that far to see the bearded lady.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Dude, I'm not travelling that far to see the bearded lady.

A wise move. I'd lay a twenty on the bearded lady, sight unseen. These mountain women ain't got time for no truck from a "furr'ner". (Translation: foreigner.)

Ever seen Deliverence?

 

[Gato_Solo]

A wise move. I'd lay a twenty on the bearded lady, sight unseen. These mountain women ain't got time for no truck from a "furr'ner". (Translation: foreigner.)

Ever seen Deliverence?

Those were men who raped Ned Beatty.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

You're absolutely correct. The Ozarks are very nice, indeed. I only have two words for the people of Arkansas, though...Bill Clinton. Understand now?

Oh. Yeah, Bill's a black eye for any state. And to be 100% fair, my own fair state has to claim birthright on his accomplice, Al "I invented the internet. Really." Gore. Talk about the blind leading the blind...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Those were men who raped Ned Beatty.

Just because he talked purty.

Still want a travel brouchure there, gorgeous? Come on over and show us dummies how to woo a woman.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Oh. Yeah, Bill's a black eye for any state. And to be 100% fair, my own fair state has to claim birthright on his accomplice, Al "I invented the internet. Really." Gore. Talk about the blind leading the blind...

Actually...Gore worked on DARPANet...the direct predecessor to the Internet, so his claim was partly true.

 

[HomeLAN]

We're still trying to live down Carter, around here.

 

[Gato_Solo]

We're still trying to live down Carter, around here.

Yeah...Billy is still there, ain't he? And he ain't going anywhere anytime soon...

 

[Lopan]

Ever seen Deliverence?

course, funny as hell. Although I'm not a city kid. Ive done survival training in some of the worlds most inhospitable places. Once felt something rubbing against my leg in India, only to look down and see the back of a cobras head.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Then what are you waiting for? Get over here and show us how it's done. Just let me know when to expect you...I wanna sell tickets.

 

[Lopan]

I'll be in Canada and Michigan in August. How far is, wherever you are?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Northeast Tennessee. Greene County. Right on the border with NC. Right there in them mountains.

Squeeee-eeeeeal, boy....

 

[Lopan]

Handy the girl i'm going to see in michigan has family in tennesee. A date it is then. I'll bring the beer, you bring the 3 eyed weirdos with non feminine beards.

 

[HomeLAN]

Yeah...Billy is still there, ain't he? And he ain't going anywhere anytime soon...

Billy's the more acceptable brother.