bitchslapping vs. nippletwisting

[Shadowfax]

 

[HomeLAN]

So you're saying it's only becoming even worse?

Have you ever known a thread like this to get better here?

 

[Nixy]

*pictures Martin in a pink thong*

pssst! Martin! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

 

[Psycho]

*sneaks back into the conversation, only to be scared to death seeing shadowfax in a pink thong*






*wakes up and hears the sound of an ambulance coming this way*



*hears the ambulance hitting the brakes, turning around and driving away like a maniac, guess they saw shadowfax too*

 

[Shadowfax]

*pictures Martin in a pink thong*

pssst! Martin! I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

Hehe...maybe I'll make that sacrifice for that cause

 

[Scanty]

I bought a glow-in-the-dark thong the other day.

...Just thought I'd tell everyone.

 

[Nixy]

I have not bought any new thongs in awhile. the last one was rainbow!

 

[Scanty]

I don't really wear thongs, though. I mean...only when otherwise you would have an VPL...

(Visible Panty Line )

...but I don't get girls who wear thongs ALL the time.

 

[Nixy]

I would only wear thongs all the time if someone paid me [Dr Evil voice]One hundred billion dollars!!! MWAHAHAHAHA![/Dr Evil voice]

I don't mind them too much but still wouldn't want to wear them ALL the time! A friend of mine ALWAYS Wears them (except during that time of the month) because her bf likes them more than regular underwear! I woudln't change my type ofunderwear for a guy no matter how much I loved him! If there was something he REALLY like I might wear it SOMETIMES (depending on what it was) but I wouldn't wear it all the time! A girl's gotta have variety!

 

[Scanty]

 

[Luis G]

no underwear rules

 

[Scanty]

LUIS!!!!!

*shouts your name for no apparent reason*

 

[Luis G]

you sure there's no reason?

*hides from IPH*

 

[Scanty]

you sure there's no reason?

*hides from IPH*

I just found your marathon run on the 1000 post thread highly amusing, and felt like shouting your name at an annoying loud volume.

IPH is on the phone.

IT'S SAFE!

*all the little children come out of their hiding places*

 

[Luis G]

the board got extremely slow on that marathon, i thought it was going to crash the thread (like it happened on the first 1000 post thread).

 

[kuulani]

Hey. No prancing like that in front of the house-boy. It makes his towel get smaller...

*grabs gato's towel and whips him with it*

Yeeshbah!!
*not caring that I don't have yeeshbah previliges*

 

[kuulani]

*reviving thread for head bitchslapper nalani to review*

 

[nalani]

*barely able to talk*

I ... am ... *sniff* .. I .. have never been ... so proud of my friends .. in all my life ... *sniff* ... *sniff*

CARRY ON!

*bitchslaps Luis and twists his nipples too because I like it like that*

 

[Luis G]

*pain*

 

[nalani]

*pain*

*kisses the booboo*