Bridal Shower!

Professur said:
BTW, you do realise that giving someone a vibrator can be interpreted as you telling them to go fuck themselves, doncha?
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really? call your cousin, i'm gonna do my x-mas shoppig early this year
 
Paul - The girl in the big blue van...nice lady...volunteers for the ports and Mariner's House...has full access to all ships that dock in Montreal, plus she gets to drive the sailors from all over the world to do their shopping...or go to sex-show...or to show up accidentally at bridal-showers after having accidentally gone shopping at XXXstores and getting drunk at clubs :)
 
Uki Chick said:
i don't remember seeing any good vibrators for under $20.

The spoons are an idea, but then I thought of a thigh master. We all call her thunder thighs!!! :rofl3:
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Get the really BIG wodden spoons and she can use it both on her kids..and on herself. (Saving the cost of the vibrator)
 
MrBishop said:
Paul - The girl in the big blue van...nice lady...volunteers for the ports and Mariner's House...has full access to all ships that dock in Montreal, plus she gets to drive the sailors from all over the world to do their shopping...or go to sex-show...or to show up accidentally at bridal-showers after having accidentally gone shopping at XXXstores and getting drunk at clubs :)
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Don't give him any crazy ideas Bish!
 
tonksy said:
you can't by a vibrator for less than $20 in canada?
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Sure..they got them at Walmart all the damn time....you can get vibes for cheap...but you get whatcha pay for...kinda like prostitues :D

You go cheap...you ain't getting off
 
paul_valaru said:
I'll get her a subscribtion to the watchtower

or something cheap.

the only 2 things that piss em off about this wedding are:

1. they spelled my name wrong, this is my own family, but they can't bother getting the spelling right.

2. it's on halloween, and we are not allowed wearing costumes
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:lloyd: THAT ISN'T NICE! They should let you dress up!!!

I am absolutely killing myself laughing about that by the way...who gets married on halloween without having a themed wedding?
 
Nixy said:
:lloyd: THAT ISN'T NICE! They should let you dress up!!!

I am absolutely killing myself laughing about that by the way...who gets married on halloween without having a themed wedding?
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Totally agree with you on the themed wedding. I'm pissed beyond belief. I'd rather go out to a party instead of this stupid wedding.
 
MrBishop said:
Paul - The girl in the big blue van...nice lady...volunteers for the ports and Mariner's House...has full access to all ships that dock in Montreal, plus she gets to drive the sailors from all over the world to do their shopping...or go to sex-show...or to show up accidentally at bridal-showers after having accidentally gone shopping at XXXstores and getting drunk at clubs :)
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*blink blink*
 
Uki Chick said:
Totally agree with you on the themed wedding. I'm pissed beyond belief. I'd rather go out to a party instead of this stupid wedding.
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Yeah...I mean I could completely understand getting married on Halloween if they were intoo all that dark stuff and wanted a halloween-ish wedding...but a regular wedding on Halloween??? COME ON!
 
Nixy said:
Yeah...I mean I could completely understand getting married on Halloween if they were intoo all that dark stuff and wanted a halloween-ish wedding...but a regular wedding on Halloween??? COME ON!
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This whole family is weird. Maybe i'll come dressed up anyway, in a victorian style gown or something. Shove it in their faces that I don't like them not letting people dress up.

Only good part is that I'm not the only catholic amongst a gang of Jews! She's marrying a Catholic! Whewwww!!!!!!!!!! No midnight sacrafices.
 
MrBishop said:
Sure..they got them at Walmart all the damn time....you can get vibes for cheap...but you get whatcha pay for...kinda like prostitues :D

You go cheap...you ain't getting off
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And I was concerned about buying underwear that someone had returned :umm: I refuse to even imagine someone returning a vibrator. *puke*
 
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