Caped crusader saves the day in English town

MrBishop

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Caped crusader saves the day in English town

SATURDAY , 03 MAY 2003


LONDON: A masked and caped do-gooder has been sweeping through an
English town, performing good deeds and scattering terrified bad guys,
a
local newspaper reported on Friday.

The Kent and Sussex Courier said it had received letters from "stunned
residents" of the town of Tunbridge Wells, southeast of London, who saw
the man in a brown mask and cape scare off hooligans and return a
woman's dropped purse.

"To my great surprise," the paper quoted 21-year-old psychology student
Ellen Neville as saying, "a masked man wearing a brown cape rushed past
me to assist a woman who was having a bother with a group of youths.

"He swept in, broke up the commotion and ran off, leaving myself and
the
woman in a state of shock," she said.

A man wrote to say he was being chased by some youths when the hero
appeared and "shocked the gang so much they ran off".

Another woman wrote to say the crusader had tapped her on her shoulder
to return her purse.

"If only there were more people around with this kind-hearted spirit,"
she said.


Original New Report

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2446678a12,00.html
 
tunbridge wells? those guys still don't have colour tv, no wonder some caped twat got them going. :D
 
hehe :D

try that around here as well...most likely he'll make it for 10 m or so before getting either shot or stabbed :D

i don't know what he's smoking, but i know i want it too ;)
 
Yep, he's likely to get a kicking here especially if he tries that on the squaddies on a night out!
 
what the hell kinda crime fighter wears brown? sounds like this guy is nuts.

speaking of crazy people, i was driving home from class today and the guy in the car ahead of me was nuts. i pulled up behind him at a red light and he was waving his hands all over, hitting himself in the head, swatting at the pine tree freshener hanging from the visor, then he had both arms out the window pointing at the sky. the light turns green and he starts driving, totally normal. i just had to stay behind him to see what he'd do at the next stoplight. next stop he did the same thing again. that was my excitement for the day...
 
Don't think he'd last a minute in Tottenham (my old town), the jamaicans would dis his program so fast he'd have a one way ticket to heaven for his good deeds in no time :lol:
 
is it a bird, is it a plane? has it got a dreadlock cape? look up in the sky... [that's some good shit if he really can fly] :D
 
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