I'm just beginning to get the hang of egg-between-foot-and-pedal driving. Not that I don't put a lot of pressure on the pedal, it's a very stiff pedal, but I don't put it down as far as I normally would. I realized that it's completely fine to take 15 seconds to go from 0-40, and it's not my problem that the assholes behind me are too impatient to wait that long and floor it past me then cut me off. It's not like it matters. Aside from the acceleration, the speed limit is usually 40, sometimes 45, and I rarely go more than 5mph above it, so I get passed by angry people a lot. The funniest part is that in traffic with lots of lights (roughly 1 per every 1/4 mile on my commute), I usually catch the assholes who pass me and cut me off at the next light. On occasion, when there's two lanes going straight (at the light next to my house, where it's two lanes at the light but then merges about 50 yards after the light), all the assholes stop in the left lane for the red light, whereas I'm a hundred feet behind them in the right lane, and the light goes green, and I blow by them. I'm going 45, they're stopped, and they have 50 yards to pass me before it becomes one lane. They really try their hardest, flooring their cute little V6s and four-bangers, but nine times out of ten, I beat them to the merge. I usually don't even accelerate during those 50 yards.Then they're stuck riding my ass for the next two miles, while I have a sudden change of heart and decide that hey, 40mph is the law.
That pisses them off to no end, and amuses me. They ride so close that I can't see their headlights with my mirror, very close, but I don't worry too much about getting rear-ended. My brakes are still in decent enough condition, but I am very light on the brakes, and the car is heavy enough that I have doubts that I could stop the car in such a quick enough time to get slammed hard. And most of the cars that do that are either small cars like Hondas, or luxury cars like BMWs, cars that can stop quickly.
It is rather amusing, however, when they blatantly disregard safety and the law. Just because I'm going the speed limit does not make it OK to floor it, cross double yellow lines (dunno about celcius-land, but double yellow lines = DO NOT CROSS THESE LINES UNDER UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER FOR ANY REASON), and cut me off. Or if I'm taking a right turn, the second my signal goes on (because I use signals every time, and at the right time. Not too soon, not too late, not when I don't need to, always when I do need to. Signalling too early or when unnecessary is just as bad as too late or not at all. Can't tell you how many times I've gone around bends in the road where the person in front put on the signals and I thought they were doing a lane change. Or when people in front of you put the turn singal on a half mile before the turn, so you think that they're just neanderthals who can't operate a simple lever correctly, but then slam on the brakes and turn, proving that they are neanderthals. Or when they signal, then turn the opposite direction. Or when they leave the signals on for very long periods of time. I once drove for 10 miles behind a van that had the left turn signal on the entire time.), they cut across the double yellow lines and pass me.
While I am of the camp that says that it's OK to speed during times of light traffic and good weather (NEVER in bad weather, NEVER in traffic)(because the speed limit was set to conserve fuel, not because of safety reasons)(Going 10mph slower than everyone else is more dangerous than going the same speed as everyone else), TRAFFIC LAWS ARE NOT A SUGGESTION. Police need to give tickets to reckless and aggressive drivers. Double yellows exist for a reason. Turning lanes exist for a reason. If you wanted to take a left turn, but you're in the right turning lane, well ain't that just too fucking bad. Guess you're going to have to find a spot to LEGALLY make a U-turn. Turn signals exist for a reason. The one and the only legitimate reason for not using a turn signals is when you need to do a very precise turn while shifting. Not using them while stopped in traffic, or not using them while changing lanes, or not using them in a car with automatic transmission is negligence and stupidity.
Whoa, that turned into an hour long rant. I started typing it right after Nixy's post (didn't even see Ash's until after I posted - Don't feel bad about your Mercury (well, other than the fact that it's not an Oldsmobile, but I think I can forgive you for that - Oldsmobile died well before 1995), you go as far on one gallon as I go on two, last time I bothered to do the calculations)