Well, our wonderful medicare health system was in action once again. The missus had to take my youngest into the hospital over the weekend. Sunday, so no clinics open anywhere so it had to be the ER. Broken out in a rash, fairly high fever for more than 24h, he get's seen. Well, 6 hours, with a toddler in the waiting room, noting but a vending machine with bags of chips for food .... finally see a doctor (this is a small, backwater hospital in a town of under 20,000). Can't be sure, maybe viral or bacterial (gee, you need a fucking degree to figure that out, son?) ... takes blood and a throat squab ... go home, keep him on tylenol. The throat squab will take 2 hours, the blood workup as much as 48h. OK, overnight, no phonecall. The next morning, I call the hospital looking for the results ... Sorry sir, they only phone if it's a positive result. Brilliant. So if the result is positive, but they've got the wrong number, you assume you're fine .... Brilliant.
Given that allergies are common in my family, this was a serious issue. Fortunately, this morning, the fever has subsided, although the rash is still there.