here it comes again guys

[Starya]

Well, if you are lucky she'll order you to take the vaccuum with you. That way you won't be too lonely..

 

[Gato_Solo]

Well, if you are lucky she'll order you to take the vaccuum with you. That way you won't be too lonely..

I think I remember a story about a man and his vacuumm once. The ending involved a freezer, some vaseline, and an operation to reattach part of said penis...Ah...Here it is...

 

[Starya]

The man, from Lugo di Ravenna, later admitted he inserted his manhood in the vacuum cleaner and had part of it cut off by the cleaner's fan.

How the heck did he manage to get into the fan?

 

[BeardofPants]

Rob, why did you have to get the chick thats easy to buy for?

Hey man, if you wanna buy me Star Trek season 1, Lost in Space, or Doctor Who, I'll give ya a foot massage, how 'bout that?

 

[tonksy]

How the heck did he manage to get into the fan?

christ...musta been an upright model.

 

[unclehobart]

Hey man, if you wanna buy me Star Trek season 1, Lost in Space, or Doctor Who, I'll give ya a foot massage, how 'bout that?

For the price of the plane ticket to get here, you could buy yourself all seasons of all three shows.

 

[A.B.Normal]

The Redneck Love Poem

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
__________________

 

[abooja]

 

[Raven]

Hey man, if you wanna buy me Star Trek season 1, Lost in Space, or Doctor Who, I'll give ya a foot massage, how 'bout that?

Uh huh.....think I don't know a pant stealing ploy when I see one?

Hell if someone got me those for valentines day it'd beat anything if they just sat and watched 'em with me

 

[Mare]

It's here!

Happy Valentine's Day OTC !!!




BTW-did I mention I absolutely LOVE my BOYZ-they are too good to me....couldn't wait till today to give me my presents....

 

[tonksy]

happy valentines everyone!

 

[Luis G]

happy marketing day !!!

 

[Leslie]

happy marketing day !!!

 

[Spirit]

 

[ClaireBear]

I hate Valentine's Day... reminds me of everything I'm not and what I don't have and probably never will... Just 7.5 hours to go... thank goodness!!!!

 

[chcr]

 

[tommyj27]

yay, i ended up working 14hrs yesterday, 8 at school, another 6 at the flower shop. tack on a 2hr workout and 2 episodes of trek 'fore bed and you've got one tired and cranky tom today.

f*** valentine's day

 

[Professur]

It's here!

Happy Valentine's Day OTC !!!

OK, now, I'm pissed.


GAWDAMN COCK SUCKING, P C BASTARDS. YOU'LL ALL ROT IN FUCKING HELL.



For the uninformed. St-Valentine's day has suffered the same ****** fate as christmas, and been renamed Love day, on both Blue's Clues, and Dora the Explorer.

 

[Luis G]

It is named "love and friendship day" over here. It has always been like that.

Notice that over 95% of the population is Catholic. kinda ironic isn't it?

 

[tommyj27]

It is named "love and friendship day" over here. It has always been like that.

Notice that over 95% of the population is Catholic. kinda ironic isn't it?

i can't be ironic. Irony(tm) is a registered trademark of hershey's and the Easter Bunny and may not be applied to other holidays.