It's official - masturbation is good for you!

[SpazmaticStatic]

whats wrog with a little touch touch every now and then??

 

[Professur]

So, everyone up to date on their prostate exams?

 

[paul_valaru]

So, everyone up to date on their prostate exams?

the doctor putting finger up butt test, no I am not, and nor will I be anytime soon.

(I have 10 years before it become necessary and cancer risks really start)

 

[highwayman]

So, everyone up to date on their prostate exams?

Has the doctor felt you up lately?

 

[Aunty Em]

the doctor putting finger up butt test, no I am not, and nor will I be anytime soon.

(I have 10 years before it become necessary and cancer risks really start)

Huh, look at you complaining about a little finger... have you seen the size of the speculum they use to get a cervical smear?

http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/11215851/Vaginal_Specula.html

You should be so lucky!

 

[Nixy]

Huh, look at you complaining about a little finger... have you seen the size of the speculum they use to get a cervical smear?

http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/11215851/Vaginal_Specula.html

You should be so lucky!

Really though compared to a penis the speculums are rather small...I feel sorry for men...noone should ever have to have anything of any size put up their bum.

 

[Professur]

Huh, look at you complaining about a little finger... have you seen the size of the speculum they use to get a cervical smear?

http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/11215851/Vaginal_Specula.html

You should be so lucky!

One big difference. A vaginal is meant to have something shoved up it. A guy's butthole isn't.

 

[Nixy]

One big difference. A vaginal is meant to have something shoved up it. A guy's butthole isn't.

I agree with you but will go as far as to say NOONE'S butthole is meant to have stuff shoved up it.

Honestly I don't see what the big deal with cervical swabs is...if you've got a good doc it's not painful in anyway...uncomfortable sure but not painful.

 

[Aunty Em]

Depends on the dickhead using the speculum.

 

[Nixy]

Depends on the dickhead using the speculum.

Get a better doc

 

[Aunty Em]

GP's rarely take smears here, that's the job of the practice nurse.

 

[Dave]

practice nurse?

 

[highwayman]

the more practice the better...

 

[Dave]

i've heard of licensed practical nurses, registered nurses, nurse practitioners and nurse anesthesis (?sp), but never heard of a practice nurse.

 

[Luis G]

That's a nurse for you to play with

 

[highwayman]

Wonder what color condom she prefers...