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So, if men who fap 5 times a week in their twenties are 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer, does that mean men who fap 15 times won't develop prostate cancer at all? :beerbang:
 
fury said:
So, if men who fap 5 times a week in their twenties are 1/3 less likely to develop prostate cancer, does that mean men who fap 15 times won't develop prostate cancer at all? :beerbang:

I don't know... care to be the first to volunteer for a long term study? :D
 
haha when I read it I thought it said 5 times a DAY and I sent a message to a friend of mine saying that. Then it realized it was 5 times a WEEK and figured that was a bit more reasonable...
 
Nixy said:
haha when I read it I thought it said 5 times a DAY and I sent a message to a friend of mine saying that. Then it realized it was 5 times a WEEK and figured that was a bit more reasonable...

So you're saying that 5 times a day is too much? I just busted one off in the bathroom over my lunch hour. I'll try to skip my afternoon break today, how's that?
 
No, no, no, 5 times a day isn't to much but 5 times a day, every day, no matter how tired you were, just to prevent prostate cancer MIGHT get tedious everyone once in awhile.
 
Nixy said:
No, no, no, 5 times a day isn't to much but 5 times a day, every day, no matter how tired you were, just to prevent prostate cancer MIGHT get tedious everyone once in awhile.
It's for your future, it's worth it. Besides, what better way to spend your coffee break? You can always just fill up your cup on your way back to your desk.
 
:rofl4:

Only after rereading that did I figure out that you meant fill up yoru cup with COFFEE
 
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