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[Leslie]

My missing hand and body lotion stuff is under my oldest's mattress.

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Uh-oh he's normal. Better hope he never finds this thread as he gets older.

 

[chcr]

 

[Leslie]

But but but

that means I'm old.

 

[Shadowfax]

this is definately NOT what i expected to find in this thread

 

[Gato_Solo]

My missing hand and body lotion stuff is under my oldest's mattress.

Perhaps he just has dry skin at night. Okay...it's a stretch, but certainly within the realm of possibility...Could also be a practical joke by the younger boys.

 

[chcr]

But but but

that means I'm old.

No it doesn't young lady! Now stop it or I'll have to come up there and give you a sound spanking.

Can I, huh, can I, can I????

 

[MrBishop]

Could be worst...he could be using it and returning it

 

[HomeLAN]

Of all the things you could worry about, this ain't one of them. If this was damaging at all, no male would ever survive to full adulthood.

 

[Luis G]

you might want to take a second look at those sheets before putting them into the machine with other stuff

 

[Professur]

Replace it with KY and see what happens.

 

[HomeLAN]

She'll never see him again.

 

[Leslie]

Of all the things you could worry about, this ain't one of them. If this was damaging at all, no male would ever survive to full adulthood.

I left it where it was. I was just...um...surprised.

Holy understatement lol.

 

[PrincessLissa]

That's like the time I was getting my mother a pair of socks from her dresser and opened the wrong drawer and saw some things i surely didn't want to. I knew they were prolly there, but the confirmation was still quiet shocking.

After my accident, my mother was helping to move the stuff out of my old house and she went to move the dresser and a box of Trojan condoms hit her in the head. I guess that is similar.

No worries, you are not getting old. It just feels that way when children shock you.

 

[tank girl]

Could be worst...he could be using it and returning it

 

[tank girl]

Replace it with KY and see what happens.

Go on Leslie, I dare ya.

 

[Nixy]

How old is he?

 

[Leslie]

11.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Maybe he was gonna give it to his gf.

 

[Spirit]

[snip].....
After my accident, my mother was helping to move the stuff out of my old house and she went to move the dresser and a box of Trojan condoms hit her in the head.
[/snip]

Now THAT's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!