pearls of wisdom...

[dan]

has anyone got any particularly spicy vignettes they'd like to share?

shakespere tells me "ne'er a borrower nor a lender be", a wise man i know imparts the advice "never get your hunny where you get your money". he also reminds me "never shit where you eat"

you get the idea...

 

[Ardsgaine]

"No good deed ever goes unpunished." --Mark Twain

 

[Shadowfax]

"assumption is the mother of all fuckups" - unknown

the more intellectual ones i'll add tomorrow, if i'm a bit more awake

 

[PT]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 

[Gato_Solo]

If it feels good, it's probably illegal.

 

[Shadowfax]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

like that one

 

[whoreable]

"If you are such a lesbian then How come you are turning me on?"

 

[Q]

HAHAHAHA

 

[dan]

a pessimist is never dissapointed

 

[Kruz]

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

 

[Scanty]

lol

 

[unclehobart]

shoplifting is a victimless crime... just like punching someone in the dark.

 

[Luis G]

a father feeds 10 sons, but 10 sons don't feed a father - Chinese proverb

 

[greenfreak]

Tis better to buy a small bouquet
and give it to your friend this very day
Than a bushel of roses white and red
to lay on their coffin after they're dead

--Irish blessing

That's been stuck to my bathroom mirror for years.

 

[PT]

you aren't pissin me off. you are just more wrong then you have ever been in your life.
-- Whoreable

This thread should really be closed now, there really can't be any pearls of wisdom better than that.

 

[Jon]

"Never go to a house party with your ex-girlfriend. EVER."

 

[Vortex]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

*rolls around on the floor in hysterics!!*

Ah man, this is the best!!

 

[Vortex]

Um... as for mine...

"No guy is ever worth your tears! Those that are, will never make you cry!"

 

[alex]

If you get scared half to death....twice, what happens?

 

[A.B.Normal]

"I'm an observer of life ,not a participant."
- A.B.Normal