Random crap thread

[Winky]

buh eyes is a asshole

yeah eyes bet ya gonna send them kids to duh
pubic schools two

mah kid is a el producto of his inherited genetics AND
duh nuture component ya don't spend eighty grand on duh schoolin'
and make duh kind read the entire Websters unabridged addition @ age ten fer nuthin'

eyes speak tah peoples from alls over duh nation and duh one's dat can speaka engrlish ares duh best

 

[unclehobart]

Pubic schools? ... that has potential.

 

[tonksy]

Actually, the public schools in this county are rated one of the best systems in the state and unless this changes they will attend them. High school maybe a different matter, however. Not that it's really any of your concern.

 

[Winky]

I am in complete control of every aspect of your life!

 

[unclehobart]

physician, heal thyself.

 

[tonksy]

Could you do something about my cell phone reception in the house then? It sucks

 

[Winky]

*snap* ta da you have perfect reception

yeah I did brian surgery on myself last week
knot sure how it turned out though

 

[rrfield]

'bout the same as before. try again.

 

[Winky]

Now where did I leave that rusty butter knife?

torment yer kid

mebbe they could all use a membership to weight watchers?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=116361962799953648&q=genre:comedy

 

[Luis G]

buh eyes is a asshole

yeah eyes bet ya gonna send them kids to duh
pubic schools two

mah kid is a el producto of his inherited genetics AND
duh nuture component ya don't spend eighty grand on duh schoolin'
and make duh kind read the entire Websters unabridged addition @ age ten fer nuthin'

eyes speak tah peoples from alls over duh nation and duh one's dat can speaka engrlish ares duh best

No wonder why he feels no one else can read properly.

 

[Winky]

know decoder ring for you

is that a Supra?

I'd have liked to see the guys hands on the controls

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=505454542946721503&q=genre:ad_promo

 

[Inkara1]

Could you do something about my cell phone reception in the house then? It sucks

You could always switch to Verizon... I had the full six bars both upstairs and downstairs.

 

[Inkara1]

Well, the underside of the toe is looking better, but that's because the bruise has migrated and now mostly lives under the nail.

 

[Winky]

yep yer big toe is still too short

 

[highwayman]

Well, the underside of the toe is looking better, but that's because the bruise has migrated and now mostly lives under the nail.

See what happens whe you open your beer with the big toe...

 

[tonksy]

Ink? We have a year left on our contract. We took our phones into the Cingular place and got them to swap out the little chippy bit to a newer one and it gave us an extra bar but that's not much.

 

[Inkara1]

Unc couldn't believe I got full reception in the dining room by the beer fridge.

 

[tonksy]

As I recall, of all the people here for the BBQ we were the only ones to not have a full bar.

 

[Professur]

I think my Virgin worked fine too. Didn't check it, since noone was calling.

 

[Mare]

It's workin' now, darn it. Cute.

Ditto