Grrrr...
I got a pair of 25' red ropelights, started at the headlights and ran them across the fenders, up the pillars, over the roof, and through the roof rack. It's glorious.
I found these little sticky fastener things that held on pretty well, along with plenty of zip ties.
Next on the list is to find a way to conjure up a remote switch for the lights. It appears to be a simple toggle switch, so hopefully I can just solder on some long wires and route it up to the cockpit.
Although, I do have keyless entry, which includes a trunk release. SInce there's no trunk, it's not being used, but maybe I could wire up some sort of relay to have it control the lights.