the #1 rule of being a kid in below freezing temps

I don't remember ever doing that. Oh yeah. I remember why I never did that. When I was in preschool I watched some other kid stick his tongue to a lamp post. We were all laughing as the teacher went inside to get the hot water. After seeing that, I never got the urge to injure my tongue in such a manner just to "see what it's like".
 
Last week
Washing dishes
stopped to pour myself a glass of Coke and get ICE TRAY from the freezer
Moist hands, metal ice tray
Can you say...umh...Stickies!

I knew that you could. :) At least, it wasn't my tongue...tough I have heard of someone 'wattering the roses' in mid-winter and getting their schlong stuck to a hand-rail :s

Now THAT's gotta hurt!!
 
MrBishop said:
I knew that you could. :) At least, it wasn't my tongue...tough I have heard of someone 'wattering the roses' in mid-winter and getting their schlong stuck to a hand-rail :s

Now THAT's gotta hurt!!
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Okay, now if it's that cold out - and correct me if I'm wrong, I do not profess to be an expert in the male anatomy - but wouldn't the lil' guy be practically crawling back in? How could a person possibly get too close to a rail while trying to whizz without whizzin' directly on the rail which would be stupid because of splash ....


it just doesn't sense.
 
freako104 said:
am I the only one whos hasn't tried it?
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I havn't......and I feel like I missed out :(

Although I did once get me head stuck in a set of railings......and fall through the ceiling in an old cinema building....so it wasn't an entirely wasted youth :)
 
Ummmm, I would think the guy was peeing OVER the rail but he let his thingy touch the rail by accident...like...he was almost against the rail...

Prof: How does getting stuck to the rail have to do with pee freezing?
 
I have never gotten my tongue stuck on anything...I saw someone stuck to a sign post once though while driving...:D
 
Nixy said:
Prof: How does getting stuck to the rail have to do with pee freezing?
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Well, dry skin doesn't stick, does it? So what exactly do you think that Mr. Winky was wet with while pissing?
 
*thinks*

You win again!

I should know better than to disagree with you! You always win!

Get yer ass on an IM program btw!!! To long no chat!
 
Oz said:
Although I did once get me head stuck in a set of railings......and fall through the ceiling in an old cinema building....so it wasn't an entirely wasted youth :)
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LOL i got my head stuck between the rails of a balcony banister thing...you know? luckliy it was indoors...hell...i was a kid...i was trying to eavesdrop on 'santa'...kinda got busted.....

ROSE!! i had my tongue pierced years ago and hated it...that would really suck in below 0 weather....i have no desire to get it done again...OH! and i took out my nose ring on new years day...so it's just the eyebrow and labret.
 
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