*walks in wearing the most greasy/dirty shirt on the planet*
*long floppy strands of unwashed hair*
*long jagged fingernails*
*smoking a cheap cigar*
*reeks of cat pee*
*coughing loudly in an uncovering fashion*
*staggers up to the table*
*drops what can only be loosely described as a pizza upon the table*
*scratches butt*
*burps*
*leaves*
I nearly killed myself again. I stuck a paper airplane in the snow and lit it on fire. I then proceeded to spray it with a generous coating of WD40 (propane), creating a HUGE FIREBALL, about 4 feet in diameter.