The 10,000 Post Thread!

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*walks in wearing the most greasy/dirty shirt on the planet*
*long floppy strands of unwashed hair*
*long jagged fingernails*
*smoking a cheap cigar*
*reeks of cat pee*
*coughing loudly in an uncovering fashion*
*staggers up to the table*
*drops what can only be loosely described as a pizza upon the table*
*scratches butt*
*burps*
*leaves*
 
*giggles*
Since when does UncleHobart work here?

*pokes food*
*something tries to bite Vortex*

*a little voice can be heard from the 'pizza'*
"Ow! Would you quiet that? I'm trying to sleep here, ya know?!"

*eye twitch*
 
Garlic Gummy Bear Pizza... doesn't that come with Grape Gummy Bearry Juice :p ;)

*pokes food again*

It just requested that I call it 'Henry'.. is that what's special about it??

;)
 
just dont give it your phone number when it starts chatting you up.Some pizzas can be pretty shady characters and just stalk you for weeks on end.
 
I nearly killed myself again. I stuck a paper airplane in the snow and lit it on fire. I then proceeded to spray it with a generous coating of WD40 (propane), creating a HUGE FIREBALL, about 4 feet in diameter.
 
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