The 10,000 Post Thread!

[Vortex]

Get something for me while you're at it

 

[Shadowfax]

yeah, a slice of pizza and a beer please


thanks, you're too kind

 

[Vortex]

/me smacks her hand!

Bad Vortex for picking on newbie...

ps. What's taking so long with my order?

 

[Shadowfax]

yeah, getting pretty hungry here...

 

[Vortex]

*taps fingers on table*

If he's not here soon, I vote we call the manager!

 

[unclehobart]

*walks in wearing the most greasy/dirty shirt on the planet*
*long floppy strands of unwashed hair*
*long jagged fingernails*
*smoking a cheap cigar*
*reeks of cat pee*
*coughing loudly in an uncovering fashion*
*staggers up to the table*
*drops what can only be loosely described as a pizza upon the table*
*scratches butt*
*burps*
*leaves*

 

[Vortex]

*giggles*
Since when does UncleHobart work here?

*pokes food*
*something tries to bite Vortex*

*a little voice can be heard from the 'pizza'*
"Ow! Would you quiet that? I'm trying to sleep here, ya know?!"

*eye twitch*

 

[unclehobart]

its the house special.. a garlic gummy bear pizza

 

[Vortex]

Garlic Gummy Bear Pizza... doesn't that come with Grape Gummy Bearry Juice

*pokes food again*

It just requested that I call it 'Henry'.. is that what's special about it??

 

[unclehobart]

just dont give it your phone number when it starts chatting you up.Some pizzas can be pretty shady characters and just stalk you for weeks on end.

 

[unclehobart]

Its special because we stole the formulae from the Linger Longer restaurant down on Wierda Road.

 

[tommyj27]

/me thinks of the jerky boys - terrorist pizza

 

[Vortex]

 

[Altron]

I nearly killed myself again. I stuck a paper airplane in the snow and lit it on fire. I then proceeded to spray it with a generous coating of WD40 (propane), creating a HUGE FIREBALL, about 4 feet in diameter.

 

[Squiggy]

If, at first......

 

[Spirit]

 

[Squiggy]

oops... Sorry Altron....

 

[Spirit]

:hugs:

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Vortex]

*yawn*

*stretches and takes sip of coffee*

Morning peoples!