If I scribble Deepest Darkest Africa on a Fed ex label they would probably send the darn thing to the Congo ... not that it would make it there as it would most likely get pinched at its first port of call.
been there... done that ... I've already cast you in the Red Sonja role in my dreams. *disarms me in swordplay and then makes me do her bidding* *porn soundtrack music lightly fires up in the background*