The 10,000 Post Thread!

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unclehobart

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If I scribble Deepest Darkest Africa on a Fed ex label they would probably send the darn thing to the Congo ... not that it would make it there as it would most likely get pinched at its first port of call.
 
Vortex

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:lol: You're most probably right, so I vote the best thing you call can do for yourselves is imagine[/i] whatever pose :p
 
unclehobart

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been there... done that ... I've already cast you in the Red Sonja role in my dreams. *disarms me in swordplay and then makes me do her bidding* *porn soundtrack music lightly fires up in the background*
 
Vortex

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/me takes te remote from Unc and turns off the music

Come on, spice it up a little, put on some normal music

/me puts on some rock-n-roll

:D
 
unclehobart

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rained out track practice? That could make for a good porno. *hasitly scribbles in a slow, wet, drippy striptease with lots of eye contact*

'Here... let me help you with that... *zzzzziiip*
 
unclehobart

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*cheerleading squad runs in to escape the rain and hastily strip down to nothing but thongs with little 'Hello kitty' monograms on them*

*much romping ensues*
 
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God damn it, there goes 6000. Grr. At least I'm 6001, which is what really matters, just like 2001 matters more than 2000, :) Its the true millenium
 
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