The 10,000 Post Thread!

[PT]

But they gave me a disclaimer. I was thinking about the guy I was playing pool with, if he had let me win, I would have gone home sooner, therefore been less drunk and would not have tripped.

 

[Luis G]

sue the guy that invented pool.

 

[unclehobart]

sue god for the whole gravity thing

 

[PT]

Got his address? I'll need to serve a summons.

 

[unclehobart]

Taking 5 hits of acid is usually the fastest way to see him. Just look at his mailbox when youre out there.

 

[PT]

5? Ok, be back in a few weeks, after my computer is done melting. Assuming of course that I don't get up in the middle of the night and take a shotgun to it for attacking me.

 

[tommyj27]

you might need more than 5 these days, acid is getting weaker these days

 

[tommyj27]

The last thing I'd need is you wandering around with a head full of acid, ready to cut me up with that god damned knife.

 

[PT]

Who told you about my knife? I've only told one person about that knife.

 

[unclehobart]

You have a neato knife? I've got a neato knife too. *altron voice*

 

[tommyj27]

did you get it from your neighbors toolshed unc?

 

[freako104]

@ unc. now make sure you play nice unc

 

[lacemyster]

*post 500 for lacemyster*

 

[unclehobart]

seriously, though. I really do have a neato knife that I bought ...erm.. 15 years ago.

 

[tommyj27]

were you on acid?

 

[lacemyster]

he probably was

 

[unclehobart]

nope. I needed a knife at the time for some blue collar summer job that I had. I found a knife that was positively indestrucible.

 

[freako104]

did you pay much for it?

 

[unclehobart]

$120 I think .. back in 87

 

[Arris]

$120 for a knife for a summer job.
I hope that summer job paid a kick ass wage!!