The best invention ever

[Professur]

BTW, Nixy you do look really nice!

I told her that a year and a half ago. She didn't believe me.

 

[Aunty Em]

Thanks to a coworker of mine, I HATE labelmakers!! She phreakin labels everything and it drives me nuts!!

She labeled the toilet seats to remind the preschoolers to lift the seat. Duh, the preschoolers can't even phreakin' read the damn labels!!

That's almost as good as this.

That reminds me of the official government forms we get informing you that you can get translations in Urdu, etc. if you can't read the ones in english! Or in braille.

 

[Toolbox™]

Actually, the best invention in the world is the wheel.

 

[Shadowfax]

heh, don't ruin the moment

 

[Luis G]

Actually, the best invention in the world is the wheel.

Hey, i thought it was sex

 

[freako104]

i thought the best invention was thongs or leather?

 

[Nixy]

Thongs are a great invention but they didn't get me through my exams without going insane

 

[freako104]

but theyre so sexy when you wear them!

 

[Luis G]

they are sexier when they don't wear it

 

[Nixy]

I went to buy some new thongs last week and they didn't have any of the ones I like

So, I got some string bikinis instead

 

[freako104]

sexy you are!

 

[Nixy]

 

[freako104]

your such a cutie when you blush

 

[Aunty Em]

Clips on nipples - oooh - that could give a whole new meaning to a relationship.

 

[Luis G]

 

[freako104]

hmmm that might be intresting to try

 

[trinity2]

You're all wrong!
The best invention is...

 

[freako104]

there are some for females too theyre called diaphragms(sp?) besides the thong leads to the condom cause the woman looks so sexy in it and if shes willing ....