The Budget

> If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to th...e stairs and climb toward the banana.

> As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result... all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

> Now, put the cold water away.

> Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs.

> To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

> Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment... with enthusiasm.

> Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

> Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.

> Why, you ask? Because in their minds... that is the way it has always been!

> This, my friends, is how Congress operates... and is why, from time to time, all of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.
 
my only problem with that is the banana-danglers. who are the banana danglers for congress? (gotholic is interested in this question, and suspects it may be space alien.)

in fact this whole story is probably a more accurate metaphor for the working class being manipulated e.g. the e. st. louis race riots in the early 20th century, where the black and white workers were banana-dangled into getting all shitty with each other...
 
The Budget is a bad joke

If you think the long march towards socialism
will be thwarted by the tea party you're just plain silly.
Even if the right wins everything in 2012 it will have no effect.
 
A solution for the Budget problem

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you'll be waiting a while winky, it looks like.
No raise again next year for SS.
Obama is going the other way Winks. Aren't you happy?
 
Unemployment dismal, gas going up with no domestic relief options, inflation starting , biggest floods and record tornadoes seen in decades but Obama bin Lyin' singlyhandedly killed Osama bin Hidin'.

TOTUS for POTUS 2012.
 
you ain't seen nuthin' yet

soon interest rates will skyrocket
the dollar will all but collapse
runaway inflation, stock market plummets
the housing market which has been propped up
will go off an abyss wiping out all remaining assets
a terrorist attack dwarfing 9-11 and

Osambo declares martial law cancelling the 2012 elections
world war three begins, the world ends in 2012 guys claim to be right
 
certainly not on an oil rig anyway.:brush:

What, you want a bunch of Paris Hiltons running the oil rigs?
Oh wait, I may see a new reality show developing....
 
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