The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, it's such a good computer it figures out your biggest weakness and kills you within a week.

I wish everyone I deal with on a daily basis wouldn't be in such bad moods all the time...
 
Granted, now they're laughing all the time and you're the only one getting any work done, so all their work devolves to you.

I wish I had some ice cream.
 
Granted, you are taken on a tour of an ice cream factory. However when leaning over the pool of icecream you fall in and drown in the gloopy pool of half solidified ice cream.

I wish that I could see the future re: my interview tomorrow
 
Bump!

Granted, but it doesn't spare you the embarassment of the interviewer pointing out that you have lettuce stuck between your teeth.

I wish that chicken on my computer would do a little dance!
 
Stop Laughing said:
Granted, but it costs you $40 and is definitely a ripoff.

I wish I wasn't so bored tonight.
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Granted. Your home is now on fire, and the fire department won't respond due to a lack of interest.

I wish I had better luck with wishes.
 
BeardofPants said:
Granted, but they cause incontinence. :D

I wish I was KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
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Granted, but the world you get to rule is Mercury...have a nice trip. ;)

I wish I had a newer car...
 
Okay, you just won a new GT40. Good luck paying the taxes and insurance. :D

I wish it wouldn't storm today (again).
 
chcr said:
Okay, you just won a new GT40. Good luck paying the taxes and insurance. :D

I wish it wouldn't storm today (again).
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granted, it won't storm for you again today, but it will be sunny and steamy hot and your air condition doesnt work for many days.

I Wish this hurricane disaster stuff would GO AWAY!!!
 
granted Eric made you Shrimp Scampi but he bought the frozen kind and they were too small to even see them in there....
I wish Francis (hurricane) would turn around and head back from which it came.
 
Granted, but it takes ur roof with it.

I wish I was young and attractive and would fall in love again...
 
Aunty Em said:
Granted, but it takes ur roof with it.

I wish I was young and attractive and would fall in love again...
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Granted, but it's with Gonz.

I wish I could afford the new guitar I want.
 
You win free tickets to New Orleans, have to be used by tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
 
you don't...unless you consider saying "alms for the poor" work


I wish my bosses where in new orleans tomorrow
 
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