The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. But then the cops break down the door in a raid for the speed u've been taking...

I wish I could think of a wish...
 
Granted, but you wish your wish on this thread and it gets all screwed up.

I wish that someone would bring me some good coffee. :coffee:
 
Granted, but ur kettle blows up and then u have a power cut so u can't make any....

I wish someone would make a totally outrageous wish...
 
Aunty Em said:
Granted, but ur kettle blows up and then u have a power cut so u can't make any....

I wish someone would make a totally outrageous wish...
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granted..but they wish you would turn into a giant pumpkin.

i wish for the moon, dammit...gimee the moon!
 
Granted, but it's so big u can't get it in ur house... :lol:

I wish I could get my ass outta this chair and go do what i'm supposed to be doing!
 
Aunty Em said:
Granted, but it's so big u can't get it in ur house... :lol:

I wish I could get my ass outta this chair and go do what i'm supposed to be doing!
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Granted...but your ass is the only part now out of your chair and you can't figure out how to do housework using your butt-cheeks alone.

I wish that I had a bottle of J.Walker at work.
 
MrBishop said:
Granted...but your ass is the only part now out of your chair and you can't figure out how to do housework using your butt-cheeks alone.

I wish that I had a bottle of J.Walker at work.
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Granted but something bad happens as a result

I wish I knew what J. Walker was
 
Granted. You find out. You like it a lot. Welcome to a future of cirrosis of the liver.

I wish I hadn't slept so long.
 
Granted, but now you are so sleep deprived that you fall asleep during sex. :winkkiss:

I wish that it was 4:30pm already!
 
SexyBoo said:
Granted, but now you are so sleep deprived that you fall asleep during sex. :winkkiss:

I wish that it was 4:30pm already!
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Granted...it's 4:30 in Paris...you have another 12 hours of work! :)

I wish that my cat would get off my fuckin' keyboard when I'm try to type
 
MrBishop said:
Granted...it's 4:30 in Paris...you have another 12 hours of work! :)

I wish that my cat would get off my fuckin' keyboard when I'm try to type
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Granted...now your cat is getting off on your keyboard while you're trying to type...

I wish people would learn to live together in peace...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted...now your cat is getting off on your keyboard while you're trying to type...

I wish people would learn to live together in peace...
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Granted.... but you didn't say which pieces it should be...

I wish I had something other than plain boiled pasta to eat...
 
Aunty Em said:
Granted.... but you didn't say which pieces it should be...

I wish I had something other than plain boiled pasta to eat...
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Granted. Now you have no water to boil your pasta...

I wish everybody in the world had enough food and clothing, so I wouldn't see Sally Struthers' fat ass on my TV begging...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Now you have no water to boil your pasta...

I wish everybody in the world had enough food and clothing, so I wouldn't see Sally Struthers' fat ass on my TV begging...
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granted. She is cannabalised and saves the world hunger problem solo. Her wardrobe is found to contain eneough material to cloathe the world for the next 1283298 years.

I wish I was...more financially endowed
 
Granted. You wake in he morning to find that one shiny new penny has been deposited in your bank account.

I wish I had more honey roasted cashews...
 
Granted. You eat several tens of thousands of cashews, become obese, and die from a heart attack.

I wish i could draw as well as, oh say... Yukito Kishiro.
 
Kawaii said:
Granted. You eat several tens of thousands of cashews, become obese, and die from a heart attack.

I wish i could draw as well as, oh say... Yukito Kishiro.
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Granted. Unfortunately your right hand gets caught in a freak blender accident and wrenders it useless with mangled fingers, paralyzed. Unfortunately you experience severe papercut on your left hand which prohibits you from left-handed writing. You're lucky to sign your name, let alone draw, bub.


I wish depression wasn't so damn'd depressing!
 
Granted. You become totally ecstatic with joy and accidentally cut your feet off with a tablespoon.

I wish i hadn't forgotten my original wish.
 
Granted. You remember it. Unfortunately the genie has buggered of by this time.

I wish I was in Australia.
 
Oz said:
Granted. You remember it. Unfortunately the genie has buggered of by this time.

I wish I was in Australia.
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Granted...but you're in the outback...alone...with no food, or water.

I wish I had the worlds best computer.
 
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