The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted; I just hope you have earthquake insurance.

I wish I had a good wish to wish tonight.
 
Inkara1 said:
Granted; I just hope you have earthquake insurance.

I wish I had a good wish to wish tonight.
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granted, you'll get the wish you wished for tonight, but you'll get stuck in the genies bottle...

I wish I had absolutely not a problem in the world...
 
Mare said:
granted, you'll get the wish you wished for tonight, but you'll get stuck in the genies bottle...

I wish I had absolutely not a problem in the world...
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Granted. Now everyone is dead except you. Enjoy. :D

I wish I had more rank...
 
Inkara1 said:
Granted. You're pretty rank, all right. :sick:

I wish my job didn't suck so bad.
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Granted. Now YOU suck. Gay men are lining up at your door. :lol:

I wish I were rich and famous...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Now YOU suck. Gay men are lining up at your door. :lol:

I wish I were rich and famous...
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granted, you are rich and famous, but now all your friends and relatives are haunting you, especially the ones that you havent seen for a really long time.

I wish someone would post reply in Word Association.... :erm:
 
Mare said:
granted, you are rich and famous, but now all your friends and relatives are haunting you, especially the ones that you havent seen for a really long time.

I wish someone would post reply in Word Association.... :erm:
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Granted. I hope you understand norwegian.

I wish I had more taco leftovers from yesterday..
 
Starya said:
Granted. I hope you understand norwegian.

I wish I had more taco leftovers from yesterday..
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Granted, but they had been in your stomach until a minute ago.

I wish I could think of a suitable wish.
 
freako said:
granted. but you waste all your life in doing so.
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Hell, I've already done that.

Starya said:
Granted. Unfortunately your eye went with it.

I wish my son would go buy that darned milk already!
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Granted, he comes back with Tibetan yak's milk.
I wish I didn't have to eat.
 
chcr said:
Hell, I've already done that.


Granted, he comes back with Tibetan yak's milk.
I wish I didn't have to eat.
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Granted. Now you are dead, thus negating the need for food.

I wish my car wouldn't cause me so much grief.
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Now you are dead, thus negating the need for food.

I wish my car wouldn't cause me so much grief.
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Granted, it stops, but then your significant other takes over giving you grief.


I wish I had a million dollars.
 
paul_valaru said:
granted, but it's canadian tire money, and the borders have now been closed

I wish I had a beer
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Granted. It's stale, 30 year-old Billy Beer...

I wish I had better responses to these corrupted wishes...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. It's stale, 30 year-old Billy Beer...

I wish I had better responses to these corrupted wishes...
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Granted, welcome to tourettes.


I wish I didn't have to come to work tomorrow because I was lying next to some hot naked chick...
 
Granted, but when she rolls over, her 7 inch penis rolls out from between her legs.

I wish that I could afford the really expensive handbag that I love.
 
Granted, but how are you gonna hold it when you've got no arms?


I wish my tooth wasn't broken in two pieces..
 
Granted, all your teeth spontaneously fall out.

I wish I was more proficient at playing my bass guitar
 
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