The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, now he licks your boyfriend's instead. :D

You know, being a prostitute wouldn't be such a bad job... :D I think I'll wish for that.
 
Inkara1 said:
Granted, now he licks your boyfriend's instead. :D

You know, being a prostitute wouldn't be such a bad job... :D I think I'll wish for that.
Click to expand...


granted, you now turn 20 tricks a day where you are playing out some men's prison fantasy, and your part...the fresh meat.


I wish I could think of something to wish for
 
paul_valaru said:
granted, you now turn 20 tricks a day where you are playing out some men's prison fantasy, and your part...the fresh meat.


I wish I could think of something to wish for
Click to expand...
Granted, you wished for lifetime free meals at your favorite restaurant.... now you are a cockroach. :D

I wish George W. Bush hadn't become president of the US nearly 4 years ago. :eh:
 
valkyrie said:
Granted, you wished for lifetime free meals at your favorite restaurant.... now you are a cockroach. :D

I wish George W. Bush hadn't become president of the US nearly 4 years ago. :eh:
Click to expand...


Granted, now you have someone else.....and everything else stays exactly that same


I wish canadian politics wasn't as messed up as US politics
 
Rose said:
Granted, but all your socks are mismatched and your underwear a faded pink.


I wish I had a JEEP!
Click to expand...


Granted, but the delivery guy drove it up onto the roof of your house, and now you have to figure out how to get it back down.



I wish everyone who disagrees with me would shrivel up and die a horrible, painful death.
 
Professur said:
Granted, but the delivery guy drove it up onto the roof of your house, and now you have to figure out how to get it back down.



I wish everyone who disagrees with me would shrivel up and die a horrible, painful death.
Click to expand...


granted.....unfortuntaly it;s a long slow illness, so they will still be arguing with you for years, not working, eating up the food reserves so that when you are alone on this rock you will slowly starve to death, after eating your own toes, as a last ditch effort at self nurishment


I wish i had some ice cream
 
Granted. A 3Km diameter comet slams into the roof of your office, reducing your corpse to a rich creamy consistancy.


I wish my digital camera had better resolution.
 
Professur said:
Granted. A 3Km diameter comet slams into the roof of your office, reducing your corpse to a rich creamy consistancy.


I wish my digital camera had better resolution.
Click to expand...


granted, it works so well in fact, that it can see sub-atomic particles, and you can suddenly prove, or dis-prove theories, and religious beliefs, but the men in black catch you before you can tell the world the secrets of life, and you spend the rest of your life pacing back and forth in a 4x8 cell, talking to hoffa and the guy guy who invented the car that ran on gas.


I wish I had something good to read
 
Granted, but it's The Purpose Driven Life... and that's the only book on Earth. (how sad)

I wish I had a villa in Italy (like in Under the Tuscan Sun).
 
Granted. It's burned to the ground by a pyromaniac, killing you as well.

I wish i had even a remote chance of not making a complete ass out of myself during this last week of school.

Actual chance: Zero. My water-themed project involves a bible, the "The Day After Tomorrow" trailer, some preacher signs(GOD WILL PUNISH YOU, THE END IS NEAR) i'm gonna hang on my body and, finally, a long speech about how "The Day After Tomorrow" is God's final warning.

And i'm not even Christian. *sigh*
 
Granted. You're project goes so well that you are indoctrinated into a religious cult where you will spend the rest of your days selling booklets on street corners, cultivating radishes in the strongholds .....erm....."churches" gardens and pleasing the grand master as he struggles to penetrate you with "holy rod of enlightenment".

I wish I had a bottle of viagara
 
Oz said:
Granted. You're project goes so well that you are indoctrinated into a religious cult where you will spend the rest of your days selling booklets on street corners, cultivating radishes in the strongholds .....erm....."churches" gardens and pleasing the grand master as he struggles to penetrate you with "holy rod of enlightenment".

I wish I had a bottle of viagara
Click to expand...

Granted but they made a mistake in that batch and it is the polar opposite of viagara and now you will never get it up again.

I wish I had some McDonald's french fries righ tnow.
 
Granted, but that's where the missing ingredients from Oz's Viagra when.

I wish I didn't have to work nights this week.
 
Professur said:
Granted, but that's where the missing ingredients from Oz's Viagra when.

I wish I didn't have to work nights this week.
Click to expand...

Granted but instead you have to work 9-5 on the moon

I wish I had somewhere to go tonight
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top