The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. It's filled with Thorium-25 instead of tea. You die a quick yet ridiculously painful death.

I wish i had more money. Not a ridiculous amount, $1mil would be fine. In bills, not coins.
 
Granted but it is all in $1 bills and they are in a huge pit. You are dropped in the pit and suffocated because you get buried in bills.

I wish I had a way to pay my tuition without working.
 
granted. Unfortunately, corrupting Prof's wish suddenly transports you to the throneroom of the Mighty Evilness, Lord Satan, who demands to know who you think you're fucking with.


I wish I could see you while this happens.
 
Professur said:
granted. Unfortunately, corrupting Prof's wish suddenly transports you to the throneroom of the Mighty Evilness, Lord Satan, who demands to know who you think you're fucking with.


I wish I could see you while this happens.
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she answers that guy, from montreal, and he grabs you, and are now officially satans little bitch.


I wish I could get a lift home 2 hours on a subway does not sound good tonight.
 
paul_valaru said:
she answers that guy, from montreal, and he grabs you, and are now officially satans little bitch.


I wish I could get a lift home 2 hours on a subway does not sound good tonight.
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Granted. and we spend 2 hours in traffic before either of us realises that you weren't heading to the south shore.

I wish satan would use more lube.
 
Professur said:
Granted. and we spend 2 hours in traffic before either of us realises that you weren't heading to the south shore.

I wish satan would use more lube.
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granted, but lube in hellspeak is a gritty cement like substance.

I wish I could get the damn adams family song out of my head
 
paul_valaru said:
granted, but lube in hellspeak is a gritty cement like substance.

I wish I could get the damn adams family song out of my head
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Granted but it is replaced by the Barney song

I wish I could pay my tuition without having to work
 
Nixy said:
Granted but it is replaced by the Barney song

I wish I could pay my tuition without having to work
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Granted. It's paid by your life insurance policy after you're crushed by collapsing bleachers at your graduation ceremony.



I wish I hadn't inhaled so much solvent today.
 
Granted. Welcome to planet earth without the effects of solvents (can't think of anything worse than being here while sober).

I wish I could be bothered to climb into bed...
 
granted but it's a bed of nails...

i wish i could stop reading this thread... some of it's disgusting!
 
Aunty Em said:
granted but it's a bed of nails...

i wish i could stop reading this thread... some of it's disgusting!
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Granted, but now you must spend your life reading stories written by 4 year olds who do not know how to spell and still write some of their letters backwards.

I wish that raindrops were gumdrops
 
granted but they get stuck in yer hair and u end up having it all shaved off

i wish i could hear myself think above this racket
 
Aunty Em said:
granted but they get stuck in yer hair and u end up having it all shaved off

i wish i could hear myself think above this racket
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Granted but your thoughts drown out the rest of the world and you spend the rest of your life never hearing anyone but yourself

I wish that I had my long hair back
 
Nixy said:
Granted but your thoughts drown out the rest of the world and you spend the rest of your life never hearing anyone but yourself

I wish that I had my long hair back
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Granted...but it's growing on your back, not your head.

I wish I didn't have to spend so much time away from home, cleaning up somebody else's blunders...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted...but it's growing on your back, not your head.

I wish I didn't have to spend so much time away from home, cleaning up somebody else's blunders...
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Granted, but now your home is where you currently are located

I wish I could find a summer job in civil engineering
 
Nixy said:
Granted, but now your home is where you currently are located

I wish I could find a summer job in civil engineering
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Granted, but it's working on the infrastructure in Iraq.


I wish I was done fixing this water main.
 
granted but this is just the first water main in an infinitely long line of watermains. After the 426498273th main, there is a checkpoint where you must present your papers. However you do not have your papers with you, nor will you ever have them with you and must go and start again.

I wish it was august 11th tomorrow
 
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