The prof. deathclock

[unclehobart]

Heck. I was out pulling weeds for an hour and mowing the lawn for an hour more. I get plenty of sunshine.

Tomorrow I have to plant a tree. I might even get in trimming a hedge or two. It probably explains why I'm not about to post 100/day.

 

[paul_valaru]

so they are opening a gay marriage chapel in the south shore of montreal, the place also sells no name computer parts, and these new all season tires that supposedly are good for all year round, even in Canada, oh and they are a micro-brewery as well.

(the trap is set)

 

[Inkara1]

I heard the profits go to the estate of Charles DeGaulle.

 

[paul_valaru]

I heard the profits go to the estate of Charles DeGaulle.

lol, nice.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Hear about Canuckistan outlawing fishing? It's true. Saw it on Red Green, has to be true.

 

[MrBishop]

Vive le Quebec LIBRE!!

OK..so, now I'm not playing fair

 

[Dave]

get Sam to switch his karma back on, then pelt him with positive karma.

 

[unclehobart]

That would be cruel... and funny... and extra cruel because its funny to do.

 

[Gato_Solo]

So I guess Prof just ain't never gonna post again

You say that like it's a bad thing...

 

[Dave]

Oh nurse, the elderly gentleman in 3A jsut crapped his diaper again. Go change it, will you?

thats what nursing assistants are for

 

[unclehobart]

You make the 40$/hr... you clean the shit up.

I'm going to get old and need a professional 'oil change' one day. I don't want a hacked off minimum rage hospital toadie sponging down my dainties... not when I'm paying 2,000/day for semi-private. For 2,000/day the fucking hospital admin can come wipe my ass... and then do a tapdance for my jollies.

 

[Professur]

You make the 40$/hr... you clean the shit up.

I'm going to get old and need a professional 'oil change' one day. I don't want a hacked off minimum rage hospital toadie sponging down my dainties... not when I'm paying 2,000/day for semi-private. For 2,000/day the fucking hospital admin can come wipe my ass... and then do a tapdance for my jollies.

*chortle* minimum rage.

 

[Dave]

when i have the time, i have no problem cleaning people.

hacked off minimum rage hospital toadie

that is completely uncalled for. they bust their ass everyday.

 

[unclehobart]

So you are saying that its no longer like the 70s? Back then the substaff were some scary people.

I apologize if I have stepped on your toes and the toes of your staff.

Its just that I remember a different less-fun era for healthcare. 8th grade education, ex-bouncer types.

 

[Dave]

ahh the 70's. that explains it.

a good portion of aides these days are doing that job as practical experience for further schooling in some aspect of health care.

 

[peggoty]

thank you dave for defending me i am an ass wiper among otherthings

 

[highwayman]

Sure has been slow without prof around....
sure is nice not reading those ancient threads he digs up....

 

[MrBishop]

There's a tie!

...and just like that...the forum goes quiet.

 

[highwayman]

There's a tie!

...and just like that...the forum goes quiet.

Couldn't make up my mind which to say and thought to hell with it...

 

[Professur]

Fucking vultures, the lot of you.