The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[ris]

40 trizillion ft tall interplanetary goats ass

 

[BadBrain]

that spewed forth a giant bratwurst every fortnight. This

 

[outside looking in]

morning, there was a hair in

 

[ris]

in my bathroom plughole that i swear

 

[BadBrain]

told me to walk into the middle of the city and

 

[ris]

reveal the secret of the gremlins bong to an unsuspecting world.

 

[outside looking in]

So here it is, the best kept secret in the Universe, the secret of the bong, is

 

[Guest]

revealed in the song

 

[ris]

that some say is too long

 

[BadBrain]

And it's not the 'thong song' even though that rhymes with 'bong song'. No, the secret

 

[ris]

the secret song is often sung wrong

 

[Guest]

by chefs preparing dogfood at

 

[ris]

chinese restuarant 'house of wong', where the waiters are especially

 

[Guest]

rude and carry large

 

[MuFu]

"ong".

"Ong" being the Chinese word for

 

[Guest]

Oriental nut grinder

 

[ris]

, and players of mah jong.

 

[BadBrain]

Mah Jong is almost as popular as ping pong in Hong Kong and

 

[ris]

a little known game 'schlapping the schlong'.

 

[Justintime]

Or minging the 'mong'