The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[BadBrain]

VIA chipsets, and Soundblaster Live cards. The fortune cookie populists, seeing an investment opportunity

 

[ris]

began investigating a hair weave 0.11 micron technology

 

[tarez]

which the reasoning was sound however who the hell really cares about hair weaves anyhomw accept those people whom

 

[ris]

have bald processor issues. at the final

 

[BadBrain]

weigh in at the kangaroo boxing match, a

 

[ris]

spectator had to be ejected after

 

[tarez]

claim that Kangaroo spunk was a cause of a genital disease found in

 

[Justintime]

blue men and aliens, who just flogged the hair weaves even though...

 

[BadBrain]

they had built-in thermal protection that would slow their brains down if their hair fell out

 

[outside looking in]

Of course, gorillas have thremal protection in their scalp, not in their weaves, but

 

[ris]

the cartel still flooded the market

 

[tarez]

in amazing and unimaganable ways never before seen.

 

[outside looking in]

She told me orange sherbert tasted like crap with vodka

 

[Justintime]

but tasted good with appleton rum

 

[BadBrain]

which was suprising news from a nun. She also

 

[tarez]

enjoyed casual sex with men and women which was even more distrubing than that fact that she

 

[ris]

was a goat in diguise.

 

[BadBrain]

Because, yes, while nuns can't have kids they can BE kids.

 

[ris]

mary had a little goat,

 

[MuFu]

she thought it was quite sick
she threw it up into the air and caught it by its