The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[ris]

jason the barber, dressed in a

 

[Q]

sequin and fake fur Barbie dress

 

[BadBrain]

And sang 'Bela Lugosi's Dead' as he walked to

 

[Q]

the corner pub, where nobody really likes him....he used to have quite a few friends there until he started

 

[tarez]

to talk about his ineractions with the dead that were found at his barber shop, it turned out he liked to

 

[Q]

perm the dead people, but he found out that it's not a good idea to

 

[BadBrain]

do it in the salon during business hours

 

[Q]

Jason the barber also noticed he'd been receiving many many inquiries about wool implants for sheep...perhaps these sheep could finance his flamboyant

 

[BadBrain]

species-change operation. He wanted to

 

[ris]

create an impressive 5-ass goat, important for

 

[BadBrain]

goat-farting the theme from 'Close Encouters of the Third Kind'.

 

[Luis G]

In the meantime, Osama Bin Laden was planning something evil...

 

[ris]

an army of unkempt goats,

 

[Q]

and a spactard sniffing their butts

 

[ris]

before sneaking out of an upstairs bedroom window and out into the night.

 

[Q]

but spacktards tend to be clumsy and he flopped out the window smack on to a giant mutant thorny pricker bush

 

[outside looking in]

"Shit," the bush said, "that hurt!"

 

[ris]

and gave the goat a swift smack in the knackers.

 

[Q]

but the goat feeling rather vulnerable of late was wearing his cup...he pranced happily away with the sequined and fake fur Barbie dress

 

[tarez]

As he pranced away Godzilla and King Kong appeared once again feeling left out of the story for sometime