The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[outside looking in]

to create a new competitor: MegaHard.

 

[tarez]

Megahard would be the ultimate way to take over the entire market, by up ending MS and also creating a new market this would enable them to

 

[ris]

crash free fortune-bratwursts.

 

[Q]

but Gilberts goat ate the only beta crash free fortune bratwurst....all subsequent bratwursts have required patches

 

[BadBrain]

So they dressed the goat up as a

 

[ris]

giant hairball to sneak it through customs

 

[outside looking in]

but they were stopped for transporting a

 

[ris]

flick knife and short-dated camembert. the search also

 

[Q]

produced the heroin ballons the nuns had hidden in the goat, this confused the custom officials as they were unclear as to what to list the suspect as

 

[ris]

, anime-al, vegetabull or skinnable.

 

[Q]

goat or mule

 

[BadBrain]

Instead, the customs officials just got stoned on heroin and

 

[Q]

caused a huge traffic jam by pulling seats out of cars and leaving them all over the road...the goat thought this was really funny and

 

[ris]

knew it was worth cutting the smack with chocomochareastero

 

[BadBrain]

So he could afford a gold-plated-tin can medallion

 

[outside looking in]

that says "Pity the Fool!"

 

[ris]

. medallions of this type have been seen through history

 

[tarez]

in the war of the ape skinners as well as the battle of the

 

[ris]

flowery kitchen cleaners. this thursday marks the

 

[BadBrain]

goth celebration of 'Thursday the 13th' in which