The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[MuFu]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

 

[outside looking in]

Captain Kirk pissed on

 

[ris]

george lucas' magic hairpiece

 

[Q]

George was fit to be tied....but desperately in need of a clean hairpiece he called up the stoned nun shampoo commitee....the line was busy

 

[ris]

so for relief he called 0898 hot-hairpiece

 

[Q]

who sent a consultant over immediately

 

[MuFu]

on hamster-back to tend to his folicular needs. Unfortunately, the only hairy object to hand was a

 

[ris]

gaint hairy man-buttock, that had been

 

[tarez]

over used my the shaved goats and godzilla.

 

[Q]

the nuns and shiny bald sheep rejoiced

 

[ris]

for victory was truly theirs, except

 

[outside looking in]

for the three generals of the army of

 

[MuFu]

ugly people, who won their battles by frightening the opposition. Strangely, most members of the army looked like

 

[ris]

that greatest of spacktards

 

[outside looking in]

Their leader,

 

[MuFu]

the Rt. Honourable his Royal Spacktardiousness, Earl Spack of Spacktardia...

 

[ris]

the grand, almighty, field marshall of spam,

 

[Q]

unfortunately, the spacktard was stampeded by the sheep, Gilberts goat and Barbies asshole. The prognosis is grim

 

[outside looking in]

but the doctor prescribed three rectal exams, and found

 

[tarez]

the greatest mirical of all the superb great and amazing