The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[tarez]

lamb blood and fried over the open fire of

 

[outside looking in]

(with mesquite smoke chips, of course).

 

[ris]

meanwhile, at the town hall

 

[Q]

The nuns were picketing....little did they know

 

[ris]

that the riot police were converging

 

[MuFu]

upon Sister Sledge, the funkiest nun in the convent.

 

[ris]

but sister s saw them coming and slipped

 

[MuFu]

one in.

 

[outside looking in]

You should have seen that guy's face when he stood back up!

 

[tarez]

In the midst of the chaos the great lord Meakingesa appeared and

 

[ris]

started a speech on freedom for herons

 

[Q]

The nuns had to leave in a hurry, their coupons for Purina sheep chow arrived by special messenger in the midst of all

 

[MuFu]

nine planets aligning causing totally unncessary "Alignment Of All 9 Nine Planet" Closures at ethnical food stores around the country. Meanwhile, back at second-hand prosthetics store

 

[tarez]

Holy Man jim acquired a portable leg to replace the one his lost in the battle of Armidia in the war of

 

[ris]

the goat shavers. it had been a

 

[MuFu]

quiet couple of weeks in the medical institute for people with no vocal chords but just because there was no noise, it didn't mean that there wasn't any

 

[ris]

spanky panky. stretching vocal chords is a tricky

 

[MuFu]

process, best implemented by forcing a traffic cone into

 

[ris]

the victim, err patients, throat and scooping

 

[outside looking in]

up the piles of goat hair with a wrinkled