The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[outside looking in]

and they started making sweet love.

 

[BadBrain]

And covered Tokyo in a thick gooey layer of

 

[outside looking in]

monkey spunk.

 

[ris]

a creamy goodness that sold by the cone

 

[a13antichrist]

and poisoned every other living creature on the planet.

 

[ris]

which was nice.

 

[Q]

but Gilberts goat went around licking all the creamy goodness up, and as it turned out it wasn't really poison after all

 

[BadBrain]

Except the poison made everyone itchy

 

[ris]

not helped by a severe dock-leaf shortage that

 

[BadBrain]

led people to start rubbing their rashes with

 

[ris]

a circular rubbing motion, as recommended

 

[BadBrain]

by a wino laying in a Paris gutter

 

[tarez]

The circular motion also encouraged people to get a little to involved and and their spunk to the monkey spunk which lead to

 

[BadBrain]

the unholy creation of a new creature called the 'Spunktard'

 

[outside looking in]

Spunktards are like retarded spacktards (which itself is quite an accomplishment), except that they

 

[BadBrain]

have their brains in their asses making them slightly smarter when standing than sitting. And when they sit

 

[ris]

they ooze all over their chairs.

 

[BadBrain]

Spunktard ass-ooze was discovered to be a great

 

[ris]

way of cleaning oil-covered sea birds

 

[tarez]

which were a result of the large amount of wars and encounters that had been occuring over the last few days. Between hairless sheep, nuns, barbie assholes, godzilla,