Could be interesting...

[AlphaTroll]

I have my suspicions......only you could have picked "ouch" for the safeword

I can't see them getting pissed off with the pink job babe......it left most things to the imagination.

But hun, when you finally did say OUCH it wasn't me doing the spanking anymore!

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Mare]

Um...Stewey...A referal means someone admitted I got them to join...Not that someone reported me.

And that prolly was me the referal

Good explaination Squigg's......

 

[Mare]

Got to love Jury Duty-they take their sweet Ol' time.......

 

[Squiggy]

Talk about taking their time....I just got my first PAYCHECK! WooT! A whole $5. Now I can get that house that I've had my eye on....

* runs of to buy a house....

 

[Gonz]

Don't spend it all in one place.

 

[Squiggy]

Update: Its official...I'm on the jury. The start date has been pushed back till January 12th....

 

[Leslie]

Update: Its official...I'm on the jury. The start date has been pushed back till January 12th....

oh no

 

[Gonz]

They're going to bind you over until January? That's a load of malodorous testosterone charged bovine fecal matter

 

[Squiggy]

The wheels of justice turn slow....

 

[Professur]

You could always go in wearing a bit of rope for a tie.

 

[Squiggy]

They wouldn't fall for that. Everyone knows I don't wear ties....they just look so stupid with T shirts. ...

 

[tonksy]

i bet if you have horrible gas they'll let you get out of it...eat alot of beans!

 

[Squiggy]

Thanks tonks...now I can't get the image out of my head....

 

[BeardofPants]

Get one of those antiquated hearing horns, and claim that you lost your hearing after shagging a particularly raucous lady-frog. And everytime they ask you something, just say "Eh? What? I can't hear you!! Speak up sonny..." (what? it worked for me. )

 

[AlphaTroll]

Hey Squiggs - why not wear your halloween costume for jury duty? After every adjournment knowk on the door at the judge's chambers yelling "Trick or Treat!".

Or insist on giving the judge your humble view on the socio economic circumstances of unwed mothers in Liberia.......only speaking in Sioux. Explain that you feel the need to go back to your roots and have recently discovered that you are a direct descendant of the great Sioux chief Killer Fart'.

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

Well, today's the big day: the US judicial system will test its limits by having a frog on the jury.

Squiggy and I discussed his options last night, and decided that Alpha had a number of excellent suggestions, as did PT. Hopefully he'll be able to let us know how successful he was at getting booted. Unfortunately, I suspect his sense of duty may interfere, and he'll wind up reenacting Henry Fonda's role in Sidney Lumet's 12 Angry Men. j/k

 

[PT]

I really hope he gets to fill us in soon. He isn't being totally sequestered or anything, is he?

 

[Rose]

Boy, he wasn't kidding when he said the wheels turn slow .... how long ago was his presence requested for jury duty ... ? Geez.


Good luck, Squiggy!

 

[PT]

Well, he first posted here the 8th of September, so going on over 4 months now.