Garden Decor

[Nixy]

My bro's yard up in Blue Ridge has a bunch of blueberries. He makes some damn good pies every year.

They're my mom's favourite so I figure being able to go out in her backyard and pick a few anytime she wants is a good gift

 

[Professur]

Um, that's not completely true. Actually, your bush will only be ripe for picking for about a month out of the entire year.

 

[Nixy]

Um, that's not completely true. Actually, your bush will only be ripe for picking for about a month out of the entire year.

Well fine but still

 

[Leslie]

I think it's a wonderful, perfect idea for a gift.

 

[Nixy]

I think it's a wonderful, perfect idea for a gift.

She asked for a hair straightener...but if I can afford the blueberry bushes I think she's gonna have to buy the hair straightener herself or wait til her birthday (which is aug and I'll prolly still be living home then so she can use mine til then )

 

[Inkara1]

Um, that's not completely true. Actually, your bush will only be ripe for picking for about a month out of the entire year.

DAMN, I need to get my mind out of the gutter...

 

[Nixy]

DAMN, I need to get my mind out of the gutter...

Actually I believe he intended for it to have 2 meanings...as well as his post before that one. I just chose to ignore the double meaning.

 

[Professur]

Now, would I do that?

 

[Inkara1]

Now, would I do that?

There's a song stuck in my head now...

"If you don't know me by now... you will never never never know me..."

 

[Nixy]

Now, would I do that?

I'd be worried if you DIDN'T do that.

 

[catocom]

My neighbor that just died, his daughter, grow Blueberries to sell each year.
I like Blackberries, and grapes/muscadines better myself.
I've still got about 4 pints each of grape, and blackberry jelly left from
3 years ago when we made a butt-load of um.

 

[alex]

The mystery bush.....

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[Professur]

That's not a bush. It's a shrubbery.

 

[alex]

bush, shrub...same difference to me

 

[Slim Pickens]

*Inserts gratuitous Monty Python reference here...

 

[Professur]

bush, shrub...same difference to me

Someone else do it. I jsut can't bring myself to. He's too nice a guy.

 

[alex]

WHAT

 

[alex]

I know what kinda bush you have on your mind prof.

 

[Professur]

bush, shrub...same difference to me

WHAT

dude, if you can't tell the difference between a bush and a shrubbery, you really need to put that tongue away.

 

[Nixy]

dude, if you can't tell the difference between a bush an a shrubbery, you really need to put that tongue away.

Are you implying shrubbery is male?