Gonz, SnP, and others who don't like what we're becoming...

[abooja]

If I may make one suggestion...

Separate the guys' latrine from the gals' latrine. This one dose of modesty should help the fucking quite a bit.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

If I may make one suggestion...

Separate the guys' latrine from the gals' latrine. This one dose of modesty should help the fucking quite a bit.

You ain't gonna start that toilet lid shit already are ya?

 

[abooja]

You ain't gonna start that toilet lid shit already are ya?

Nah, this is about not seeing the person who's supposed to turn you on squatting like an animal. I would think that tends to make things go soft.

 

[OopsA'Daisy]

I could careless, when we will be doing all these other things together like that will really matter.

 

[PT]

Is there still room for me? All I need is a 10 x 10 cabin up on the hillside.


edit: Oh, and a satellite dish for my internet.

 

[Gato_Solo]

You ain't gonna start that toilet lid shit already are ya?

Just have Saudi-style toilets. No seat...you just squat, evacuate, wipe, and wash...

Since quite a few of these islands have salt-marsh areas, all we need is a platform to climb, place the squatter on top, and let fly. Nature will take care of the rest...

 

[OopsA'Daisy]

Is there still room for me? All I need is a 10 x 10 cabin up on the hillside.


edit: Oh, and a satellite dish for my internet.

I don't recall seeing anything about cabins, let alone internet.

 

[unclehobart]

You bring up an interesting topic... wipe.

Where will the wipe come from in this island paradise?
Don't tell me we'll have to resort to the seashell method from that Stallone flick.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

You bring up an interesting topic... wipe.

Where will the wipe come from in this island paradise?
Don't tell me we'll have to resort to the seashell method from that Stallone flick.

2 words, my man....slow birds.

 

[abooja]

What happened to using leaves?

We could later wash, cure, then smoke 'em.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Obviously, the lady has never mistaken poison ivy for anything else...

 

[chcr]

Obviously, the lady has never mistaken poison ivy for anything else...

Umm, you can tell by looking at the leaves????
BTW, don't forget the buoys for the twelve mile limit that say "Trespassers will be violated."

 

[abooja]

How about one of these?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Umm, you can tell by looking at the leaves????

I can. The rest of you are on yer own.

How about, "Trespassers will be tied down and forced to watch reruns of The View"?

 

[Gato_Solo]

You bring up an interesting topic... wipe.

Where will the wipe come from in this island paradise?
Don't tell me we'll have to resort to the seashell method from that Stallone flick.

Guess unc doesn't know about small, furry animals.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

AS for Internet in those southern pacific islands (specifically Fiji and French Polynesia).... they have no hi-speed Internet. They have limited bandwidth even for Gov't. There are satellites that can be accessed but they are very very expensive. ....at least that how it was two years ago when we were discussing ' future options'

 

[Gato_Solo]

AS for Internet in those southern pacific islands (specifically Fiji and French Polynesia).... they have no hi-speed Internet. They have limited bandwidth even for Gov't. There are satellites that can be accessed but they are very very expensive. ....at least that how it was two years ago when we were discussing ' future options'

The idea is to seperate ourselves out...and you folks are all inviting the very things we want to avoid back in. The only thing we should need from the outside world is medical care...and blessed little of that.

 

[abooja]

The only thing we should need from the outside world is medical care...and blessed little of that.

Especially if we bring enough condoms.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Especially if we bring enough condoms.

What? Don't want to use banana leaves?

 

[abooja]

What? Don't want to use banana leaves?

I'd rather not use anything, but who knows where you boys have been.

Plus, I'm not exactly down with being pregnant. I like my waistline the way it is.