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[AlphaTroll]

no, I've never actually even seen a trailer home in my life.

it's all farms, it's a strange place, northern Quebec, legel consent age for sex is like 14

Working up there, was.....bizarre

Bloody hell man - there is something seriously wrong.

But tell me - do the toothless fourteen year old fuck with chickens too?

 

[tonksy]

party at TONKS place!!!

my house is kinda full. it'll have to be at one of ya'lls places. after i hock all my personal belongings for the plane ticket that is. i might do it, too. haha.

 

[paul_valaru]

No offence.......but I can't get the tune Dueling Banjo's out of my head

You have NO idea

people make fun of the south, but northern quebec........well


Bend over a squeal like a hog

sooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[paul_valaru]

my house is kinda full. it'll have to be at one of ya'lls places. after i hock all my personal belongings for the plane ticket that is. i might do it, too. haha.

ok, my place

I have a pool, and a big basement


couple of tarps, some matresses

all set

 

[AlphaTroll]

Cool..........I'll just get the oil warmed



Jump in............the oil is delightful

And so it it babe...........and so it is

 

[AlphaTroll]

ok, my place

I have a pool, and a big basement


couple of tarps, some matresses

all set

Don't forget the jelly (or jello)

 

[Oz]

Bloody hell man - there is something seriously wrong.

But tell me - do the toothless fourteen year old fuck with chickens too?

Chickenfuckingtoothlessfourteenyrolds

 

[AlphaTroll]

Chickenfuckingtoothlessfourteenyrolds

Guess if it's a boy they call him the tooth fairy?

 

[Oz]

ok, my place

I have a pool, and a big basement


couple of tarps, some matresses

all set

200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport

 

[Oz]

Guess if it's a boy they call him the tooth fairy?

Y'see.......Now I've got that song All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth stuck in my head.

 

[AlphaTroll]

200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport

Would prolly charge you import duties too

 

[tonksy]

200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport

sex toys and airport security.....i KNOW i have had this conversation before.....where was it....ah, yes!...paul, tell 'em about the, uh...what was it? BUTTER SAUCE BAZOOKA? does that sound right?

 

[paul_valaru]

200 gallons of massage oil is gonna take some explaining at the airport

I'll buy a few gollons of canola

 

[Oz]

sex toys and airport security.....i KNOW i have had this conversation before.....where was it....ah, yes!...paul, tell 'em about the, uh...what was it? BUTTER SAUCE BAZOOKA? does that sound right?

Do tell!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Y'see.......Now I've got that song All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth stuck in my head.

Ah, ye know it brings to mind the following:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER PARK TRASH WHEN...

The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table..

If your neighbours think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home...

If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...

If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher

If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...

 

[AlphaTroll]

sex toys and airport security.....i KNOW i have had this conversation before.....where was it....ah, yes!...paul, tell 'em about the, uh...what was it? BUTTER SAUCE BAZOOKA? does that sound right?

Buttersauce Bazooka? Never have heard it being referred to as that before

 

[Oz]

Buttersauce Bazooka? Never have heard it being referred to as that before

Me neither

Purple-headed kidney nudger.....yes, but never Buttersauce Bazooka

bleach
the intrigued

 

[AlphaTroll]

Me neither

Purple-headed kidney nudger.....yes, but never Buttersauce Bazooka

bleach
the intrigued

HAHA - that reminds me of the mail I'd sent you re the names in the Perfumed Garden

 

[tonksy]

Me neither

Purple-headed kidney nudger.....yes, but never Buttersauce Bazooka

bleach
the intrigued

actually, it was just a joke from an old thread somewhere, it made me laugh.....funny in my world.

 

[paul_valaru]

another forum, another time, yes the buttersauce bazooka

to long to explain, it was a war about vegiatbles, it was a weapon to defeat the evil artichoke, but of course it turned dirty

and we all ened up here