The Corrupted Wish Game

[SouthernN'Proud]

Granted. You are now Eddie Murphy. Best of luck with those alimony and mortgage payments.


I wish this wasn't the last piece of coconut cream pie in the fridge.

 

[Inkara1]

Granted. It's the second to last piece, meaning you'll be right back in the same predicament in a minute or two.

I wish it weren't so hot here today.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Granted. It's one degree cooler.

I wish I could find more songs on Limewire worth downloading.

 

[Inkara1]

Granted... then the RIAA comes calling.

I wish it were more than one degree cooler.

 

[Error]

Granted, it's 200 degrees cooler.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

 

[markjs]

Granted, you are now a jellyfish and have no back at all.

I wish there was some good shows on TV right now, or even the DVR....

 

[Nixy]

Granted, you are now a jellyfish and have no back at all.

I wish there was some good shows on TV right now, or even the DVR....

Granted, but then your power goes out and not only can you not watch TV but you can't even get online

I wish it wasn't the end of the weekend.

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted... it's the end of the year instead.

I wish I had some scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream... oh yum...

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted... it's the end of the year instead.

I wish I had some scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream... oh yum...

Granted. Too bad they've been sitting outside since 1998, and have a distinct green coloration to them.

I wish I hadn't had those eggs for breakfast...

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted... you didn't have any breakfast and there's no dinner either...

I wish I had £500.

 

[Professur]

Granted. But the same postie that brought that envelope brought another with a bill for £500.50.


I wish I was finished.

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted, you are, I just strung you up by your balls for the last wish....

I wish my cat would stop hassling me for food.

 

[Professur]

Well at least my balls got fondled by a woman at the end.

Granted. It's dead. It won't be bothering you anymore.




I wish I was guilty of murdering Oprah.

 

[woodman19_99]

Granted. ( I wish I could just leave it at granted and not have to add anything, but...) Now TomCat and the Scientologist crazies are after you!

I wish it were Thursday.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Granted. It's Thursday, April 4, 1657.


I wish Waffle House delivered.

 

[Professur]

Granted. unfortunately, it's the one in Stone Mountain Village, Ga. You owe $7.05 for the cheesesteak omelet with hashbrowns scattered, smothered and chunked ..... and $425 for the delivery. And it's cold.


I wish I could see that delivery in person.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Granted. unfortunately, it's the one in Stone Mountain Village, Ga. You owe $7.05 for the cheesesteak omelet with hashbrowns scattered, smothered and chunked ..... and $425 for the delivery. And it's cold.


I wish I could see that delivery in person.

Granted...SnP answers the door nekkid.

I wish prof wouldn't make these corruptions so easy...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Granted. He outsources all future wishes.

I wish you hadn't made me nekkid with an arm full of Waffle House food on somebody's doorstep.

 

[Inkara1]

Granted... he made you naked with an arm full of cold Waffle House food in your entryway/foyer/whatever your house has by the door.

I wish I had a sudden influx of a billion US dollars, tax-free, in small, unmarked bills.

 

[Aunty Em]

Granted, unfortunately the FBI were waiting for you when you collected it and you're now up on kidnapping charges and evading tax...

I wish I could have seen that...