Stop Laughing
New Member
Granted, you trade places with me and end up having to take a week's vacation at home, just to clean and fix it up. 
I wish I don't have to do that again next year.
I wish I don't have to do that again next year.
The Corrupted Wish Game
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Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted, you trade places with me and end up having to take a week's vacation at home, just to clean and fix it up.
I wish I don't have to do that again next year.
Granted. Your funeral is 360 days from now.
I wish Starya hadn't put up that 'bug' sig...
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. Gonz did. Now you see it a lot more often.
I wish I didn't have to go to the eye doctor today.
I wish I didn't have to go to the eye doctor today.
Stop Laughing
New Member
Granted, you have to see the proctologist instead, as you have a very unusual vision problem...
I wish I had my own car.
I wish I had my own car.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted, you have to see the proctologist instead, as you have a very unusual vision problem...
I wish I had my own car.
Granted. Now if you only had a place to park it...
I wish my home base wouldn't screw up my paycheck every time I deployed...
Slim Pickens
New Member
Granted. Now if you only had a place to park it...
I wish my home base wouldn't screw up my paycheck every time I deployed...
granted...now they screw it up every time you are NOT deployed
I wish this interview process would hurry up
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. They hired somebody else.
I wish I could find an affordable copy of the first Beautiful Creatures CD in good condition. $25 plus shipping ain't gonna happen.
I wish I could find an affordable copy of the first Beautiful Creatures CD in good condition. $25 plus shipping ain't gonna happen.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. Due to a badly written address, it winds up in Upper Slobovia, and causes a war between the Slobovian cattlemen and sheepmen.
I wish I had a winning powerball ticket all to myself.
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. It's from a 2001 drawing and is now invalid.
I wish I hadn't worked so hard in the yard today.
I wish I hadn't worked so hard in the yard today.
simplyred
New Member
Granted, you worked so hard in MY yard today.
I wish Slims interview process gets him the job that he loves with good pay, enough time off, benefits, close to home, with any out of town training to be done in Atlanta.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted, you worked so hard in MY yard today.
I wish Slims interview process gets him the job that he loves with good pay, enough time off, benefits, close to home, with any out of town training to be done in Atlanta.
Granted. It soon turns into a temp job, and he is quickly replaced by an illegal alien that works for less.
I wish I owned an un-tapped gold mine worth billions of dollars, and all mineral rights thereof.
simplyred
New Member
Granted, it is deep in a war torn country and you have no means of getting there.
I wish for health.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. You are now cryogenically frozen. You'll never be sick again, but, being a corpsicle, you'll never know.
I wish I owned 38% of microsoft and 42% of Bunjie...
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. The stock certificates are dated October 1929, though.
I wish I could find a local buyer for my jukebox offering a fair price for it.
I wish I could find a local buyer for my jukebox offering a fair price for it.
Stop Laughing
New Member
Granted, but the next owner tries to pull a Fonzie on it, it shatters and rips up his hand bad and they sue you for damages as a result of selling a defective jukebox.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. You now have insomnia.
I wish I had another bottle of milk as good as the one I just finished drinking.
I wish I had another bottle of milk as good as the one I just finished drinking.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Granted. They forgot to Pastuerize it, and now you can't leave the bathroom...
I wish there was a place here to go fishing...
simplyred
New Member
Granted. They forgot to Pastuerize it, and now you can't leave the bathroom...
I wish there was a place here to go fishing...
Granted...you live in WaterWorld
I wish I could wake up and this move would be magically OVER!
SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
Granted. You wake up back in your original house with no moving required.
I wish I had a warm blueberry frosted Pop Tart.
I wish I had a warm blueberry frosted Pop Tart.