Granted but your fridge door is stuck shut and you can not get it open. All of the shitty beer is in a tub of ice out in the yard though so you can still drink that
I wish I could find a sane, living, cute, caring, kind, loving man who lives close to me, is around my age, has no children, is single and wants to date me. He must also be open to the idea of marriage and children sometime in the future, have a driver's license (don't care about a car but he has to have a license so he can drive my car sometimes at least, I'm not a chauffeur), and he must not have any emotional baggage that impedes our relationship. I'm sure you guys will still be able to corrupt this wish but that's ok...it'll help me refine my criteria for a man I guess.