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Who pissed in your Cheerios™?

I know, I was the third that posted.

She didn't spell it wrong, if she's English. It's like the proper pronunciation of aluminum. (al-oo-min-yem. The Paper Dictionaries have it. Dictionary.com uses the american butchering of it)

Awww...I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't love me anymore. :crying4:

I think it's supposed to be Peter. I've never paid much attention to the Deciples. They where a buncha looney bastards. I mean...I've done shrooms before, but how many do you have to do to see a man WALK ON WATER? (I really wanna know...It's gotta be fun!)

MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 04 (0-4): the pinnacle. Transtopian, or pretty close to it. Progressive and hardcore with very few taboos. Looks like we have a WINNER here! It's a bit biased. I'm also pro-anything that has to deal with the advancement of science, even if it is in the expense of humans.

Jesus is up on the cross, and as he's dieing, he starts to call for St. Paul. Paul quickly hears Jesus' cries, and begins to push his way through the crowd towards Jesus. Suddenly, a Roman Soldier sees him and cuts his leg off. Peter falls to the ground. As he's on the ground, Jesus cries "Paul...

It is excessive. Very exessive. Is that a Yes enough answer? A bit, very much...Same diff. Ok, I have to tell you a little bit about myself. [Enter groans here] I used to work at a movie theater. I had to deal with assholes talking in a theater DAILY. ALSO, 40% of the time when I've been in the...

Sure everyone can play! Maybe I can find Cheney look like a pig. What do ya think? For now, I have this: Dick's Breakfast 1. Oberto brand Cocktail Peps (number one ingredient: pig hearts) 2. Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys. Dick likes to wash it all down with leftover cooking fat. 3...

SWEET!!!! I'm holding you to it, Modman! 2 drunks are in a bar, and the first drunk says to the other, "Dude, did you know this place is magical? If you die you'll be magically reincarnated" The second drunk replies, "No way man, there's no such thing as magic!" So the first drunk says "Yes...

What do you guys think? :lol2:

Awww, Thanks! I'm starting to feel some love here, now. Maybe I should avoid the Real World...Nah. (Lame as fuckin hell, but funny) Have you heard about the New Pirate Movie? It's rated Arrrrr. (Does anyone have any more whitey jokes?) What's 12 inches long and white? Absolutly Nothing...

Two can play at this game: George W. Bush (Dubya) The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20500 Past Work Experience Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went...

Where did you get that info? And is it Per Capita? Take a step in Oregon. We're a bunch of Tree-Hugging-Bush-Haters. How much more libreal do you want?

Yeah...Libreals are emotion based. That's why every major pascifist in history has been on the Left side. Do me a favor, and take this test: http://www.politicalcompass.org/ Now, politics aside. This is why I wouldn't do such a thing. As much as I'd WANT to shove that phone up that person's...

Here's one: (And no, it's not 'wrong') This NY Times(TM) reporter decides to do a piece on the life in the Ozarks. So he packs his things up, and decides to head into the small town in the Ozarks. As he's in there he starts talking to the locals, and he finds out that their's one person who's...

I know, and I agree. But we seem to be scolding the shit out of this cop for standing up and doing something we only WISH we could have done. Is that a question, or a statment? Either way, I empathize. Since I cannot KILL these inconsciderate 'tards, I have found a better solution: JtHM...

Agreed, but you can't tell me that you wouldn't want to do the same thing when some inconsiderate ignorant asshole (and I'm talking about the GENERAL populous who does this, not one specific race) starts talking in the middle of the movie. (Bolded because I don't want someone to mistake it for...

Before I start this I'd like to say: Thanks. It's people like you that make me enjoy research. It's also because of this, that I shall refrain from using my signature counter-argument statements of: 'Are you on crack?!', 'WTF are you smoking?' or 'Change your dealer!' :la: (I fuckin' love that...

I was only responding to the Race card, actually. As far as the incident goes...The Pepper Spray was a bit much. Though, I do wish I could Spray/Pummel/Dismember those assholes who feel they have the right to talk *loudly* in theaters on their phones or to the person next to them. (I actually...