Dumbest and best jokes you ever heard (Warning may not be suitable for children)

A nurse walks up to the doctor and tells him, "There's a patient in the waiting room that claims he's become invisible!" The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
 
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

Its ass.
 
A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously and lived to be 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
Buddha walks into a pizza shop and tells the man behind the counter, "Make me one with everything."
 
Inkara1 said:
A fireman runs into a school with a screwdriver and yells, "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
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Inkara1 said:
Buddha walks into a pizza shop and tells the man behind the counter, "Make me one with everything."
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Inkara1 said:
Customer: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

Waiter: "Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."
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Inkara1 said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!
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Inkara1 said:
A nurse walks up to the doctor and tells him, "There's a patient in the waiting room that claims he's become invisible!" The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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