I nearly peed myself when I read that. My daughters Mac is a product of me saying almost exactly the same thing to a customer. In french, it comes out much more subtlely.
Bain, ecoute. Te veut tu que je repaire ton crist de machine ou non? Si non, ca te coutera $120 pour l'evalutation. Vien le cherche. Si c'est toujours ici lundi, je le vendre comme scrap pour couvrir tes frais.
Come monday, she hadn't picked it up, and I bought it for $100.